A Bad Bathroom Day  

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F
6527 posts
10/5/2005 1:02 am

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A Bad Bathroom Day

And no....., this post has nothing to do with sex ....you filthy dirty perverts you !!

They're doing construction on the bathrooms at work. They've been working on them for about 3 months. Three F*Beep*ing months.

I keep telling them I don't need to build high tech weapons and save lives, I just need a place to follow the call of nature.

But for some reason it takes a year to install three toilets and two urinals. Alas, I don't ask questions. I just complain. It's more fun.

Anyway, in the meantime they've got our entire floor (100 or so people) using two private bathrooms. And because of this, it doesn't matter if it's 10am or 2pm....there's always a queue 8 people deep.

Of course, being the nanny goat that I am, I drink 200 glasses of water, and 20 espressos throughout the day and so I'm in need of the restroom a good 14 times per work day. Yeah, so I don't take a lunch break anymore because if you add up the time I'm waiting on that queue....things just about equal out.


I walk into the bathroom this morning to find piss everywhere. On the seat. The wall. The floor. And because I was too concerned with how badly I had to go, I didn't get a good look at who was in there before me. But I did get a good look at the 8 people waiting to use it after me.

Now I'm F*Beep*ed.

Two minutes later I'm on my knees wiping up someone else's piss. Why? Because I don't need the rumour spreading !!

"Did you hear CnC pisses all over the bathroom?"

"No way! I'll make sure and tell everyone else in this place so we can all secretly make fun of her."


I walk into the bathroom to find someone had just taken the most massive dump ever. This thing smelled as if a human size rotten egg had just gotten even more rotten.

Of course, there were about 7 people waiting to use the bathroom after me and all I had to do was take a pee but now.... now.... I had to find a way to get rid of this smell so that people don't start spreading rumours about me being the girl who dumps hardcore.

Which meant I had to stay in there until it went away....I had to punish myself for someone else's actions.

In conclusion, I decided I won't be going to the bathroom anymore. At least not until construction is completed. Because I'm now understanding the motivation behind people wanting to shoot up their workplace.

And I don't want to become that girl.

Liefs CnC

rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
10/5/2005 9:44 am

Hopefully the person behind you in the que the first time wasn't also behind you the second time. That might take some extra explaining.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

Erik_Bloodaxe 56M

10/5/2005 10:15 am

Gross.....very gross. And I thought the dutch were refined people

papyrina 51F
21133 posts
10/5/2005 12:59 pm

i love your description, i can smell it from here

I'm a

i'm here to stay

CuteAZguy27 39M
1545 posts
10/6/2005 1:04 am

I came across this at my work place back in 2002 yet what i came across was, "did you smell the dump CuteAZguy took? and then to cover it up he sprayed air freshiner all over the place so now the bathrooms smell like forest green poop ?"

Oh the pain in these bathrooms !

I promise next time i will flush !


rm__AnyGirl_ 51F
246 posts
10/6/2005 3:42 am

You think that is bad......... try walking out of the loo with your skirt tucked into your panties...walking across the main office floor..whilst the CEO is doing a tour....

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

10/6/2005 5:30 am

sorry Nips its too late.....
I am wearing a diaper now

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

10/6/2005 5:31 am

*hands Paps a clothespeg*.....use this on your nose

sweetalyssum 47F

10/6/2005 6:34 am

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...lordy...I can't remember laughing so hard. Truly impressed. I felt your pain.

keithcancook 60M
17783 posts
10/6/2005 6:34 am

LMAO! (sorry)

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

10/6/2005 10:16 am

This is not funny !!!!

_TeaNoMilk_ 52F

10/7/2005 8:33 am

yikes this is gross.....

_TeaNoMilk_ 52F

10/7/2005 8:35 am

Dutch are not refined, Erik !

_TeaNoMilk_ 52F

10/7/2005 8:37 am

Nips........my sister wont hold it much longer

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