Inanimate Genders  

_Adriane_ 47M
146 posts
5/18/2006 12:33 am

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5/22/2006 6:38 am

Inanimate Genders

You may not know this, but many non-living things have a gender.

1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see
right through them.

2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm
them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons
are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have
to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the

9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000
years, but it's handy to have around.

10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't you?
But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and
while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying

TabithaElectra79 38F

5/18/2006 1:32 am

You are ceeeerazy!!!!

_Adriane_ replies on 5/18/2006 1:57 am:
I have been trying to convince everyone of that my dear Brit, but no one takes me seriously!

freetime648 52F

5/18/2006 2:53 am

You? Crazy yes.....true yes......Funny ......HELL YES!!!

xx FREETIME648 xx

_Adriane_ replies on 5/18/2006 3:43 am:
Thanx Free! You sexy...true yes.....Hot....HELL YES!!!

rm_Kissmystuff 61F
1435 posts
5/18/2006 11:24 am

All good ones. And accurate.
Thanks for the laugh today.

By the way..Nice Buns



elysianpleasure 47M

5/18/2006 9:50 pm

Funny stuff...

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