Christmas Chihuahua ...for Saintlianna  

_Adriane_ 47M
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5/22/2006 11:17 pm

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5/23/2006 9:08 pm

Christmas Chihuahua ...for Saintlianna

This is for my lovely saintliannasaintlianna. I know how much she loves her little Chihuahuas so I just had to post this. Enjoy!

Two women went out on Christmas Eve to walk their dogs. One had a Doberman pinscher and the other had a Chihuahua. As they sauntered down the street, the one with the Doberman said to her friend, "Let's go over to that bar and get something to drink."

The lady with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us."
The one with the Doberman said, "Just follow my lead."

They walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in.
The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, Lady, no pets allowed."
The woman with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is my Seeing-Eye dog."
The bouncer said, "A Doberman pinscher?"
The woman said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good, you know."
The bouncer said, "OK, come on in then."

The lady with the Chihuahua was dubious that she could convince the barmen that a mutt that looked like an elongated sausage was a seeing eye dog too. 'Oh, what the hell,' she thought and putting on her sunglasses, stepped into the doorway.

"Sorry, lady, no pets allowed," repeated the bouncer.
"You don't understand," the woman said in her sweetest voice. "This is my Seeing-Eye dog."
The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua? Give me a break!"
"A Chihuahua?!" exclaimed the woman in feigned amazement. Don't tell me the cheap bastards gave me a Chihuahua???!!"

GoddessOfTheDawn 105F
11238 posts
5/23/2006 2:27 am

~ simlez ~

since that time they've tried it with many more speciez....

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
5/23/2006 8:15 am

I chihuahuas, roasted over an open fire with ranch dressing. Yummy!

_Adriane_ replies on 5/23/2006 8:20 am:
I personally enjoy roasted Labrador, with a side of Chihuahua Chips and a little bit of mutt dressing. For desert, Manx Pudding! Yummy!

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
5/23/2006 9:03 pm

Ah yes, pekinese poodle soup, deep fried parakeet extra-crispy and pizza with pupperoni and molldines. How are you "drool" guppy's btw?

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