posts 4/7/2006 1:54 am
4/23/2006 11:06 am
Why Ask Why?
Why ask Why?
٭ Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
٭ Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
٭ Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
٭ Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
٭ Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
٭ Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
٭ Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
٭ How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
٭ If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
٭ If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
٭ If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
٭ If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
٭ If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
٭ You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
٭ Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
٭ Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
٭ Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
٭ You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
٭ Why do noses run and feet smell?
٭ Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
٭ How is it that a building burns up as it burns down?
٭ Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
posts4/7/2006 2:42 am
nice one, thx....
4/10/2006 9:40 am
Thx for dropping by. |