Why Ask Why?  

Zinfandel101 43M
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4/7/2006 1:54 am

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4/23/2006 11:06 am

Why Ask Why?

Why ask Why?

٭ Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

٭ Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

٭ Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

٭ Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

٭ Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

٭ Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

٭ Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

٭ How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

٭ If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

٭ If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

٭ If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

٭ If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

٭ If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

٭ You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

٭ Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

٭ Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

٭ Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

٭ You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

٭ Why do noses run and feet smell?

٭ Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?

٭ How is it that a building burns up as it burns down?

٭ Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

GoddessOfTheDawn 105F
11238 posts
4/7/2006 2:42 am


nice one, thx....

Zinfandel101 43M

4/10/2006 9:40 am

Thx for dropping by.

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