Playing live with a band is better than sex.  

YourDemonLord 29M
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7/23/2005 7:09 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Playing live with a band is better than sex.


What I hear you say, this cannot be true, but it is and I will explain why:

a good fuck is when:

You end up exhausted, but wanting more, you are hot wet and sweaty, you have several women screaming your name and you are the centre of attention.

When playing live with a band You end up exhausted wanting more, you re hot wet and sweaty, you have several women screaming your name and you are the centre of attention.

HOWVER Also when playing live with a band, it lasts for over an hour so therefore I conclude that playing live with a band it better than sex.

How the hell do you all think I manage to stay sane during this very long period of Involentary Celibacy?!?

(Disclaimer, should you take the time to learn an instrument to gigging level find a band and play live to confirm this and happen to disagree, I am not in anyway responsible)

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