Masterbation  

YourDemonLord 29M
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8/3/2005 5:43 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Masterbation


Is simply the best drum practice one can engage in, I mean where else do you acheive the following:

a simple but effective way to exercise your wrists
an activity that trains your endurance yet is never boring
something that can be done in the comfort of your home, without requiring additiional equipment
can be done in bed, on the sofa, outside (if the fancy takes you) anywhere in fact!

and most importantly is free! no one charges you for jerking off (thank god otherwise I would be bankrupt!!!)

oh and it only pisses off the neighbours if can see you doing it and are boring and old fashioned and haven't heard of the internet or Voyeurism (and the $$$ that can be made!)

so there you have it, all you budding musicians, go fuck yourself!!!

(you will get better easier!!!)

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