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As of lately I seem to do more posting in the magazine section of AdultFriendFinder than anywhere. For those who don't go to the magazine part here I will post the same here as well.
For those of you who enjoy the bootycall here is a great joke for you. (Some may take it seriously and use it though.) Lol you know who you are.
PRE BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT
This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2005, by_______________________, between ____________and______________.
THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:
1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
3. No calls before I get off work - we don't have much to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" stuff - only sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask.
6. No plans made too far in advance, were not a couple we just shag.
7. All gifts accepted - money is always good.
8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business.
10. No calling each other “friends with privileges”.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK ‒ It keeps me focused on what a slut you really are.
12. No extra clothing - I don't want you leaving ANYTHING behind when you leave.
13. No falling asleep right after sex, get ready for round 2.
14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it. If you didn’t shame on you I did.
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend."
17. Doggie style is the preferred position ‒ better penetration, duh.
19. No glove, no love. Go home.
20. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store.
21. No phone use, please - I don't want anyone calling back looking for you.
* EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS: The holder of the agreement may only alter the aforementioned rules. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. In other words, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until you understand the rules.