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XesSex03 50M/49F
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11/11/2005 8:48 pm

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A young up-and-coming salesman is talking with an older seasoned pro in their store, getting some advice. The old pro tells him "you've got to learn to sell realted items. Watch this."
The pro walks up to a customer and asks "Can I help you with anything sir?"
"Yes, I'm looking for some grass seed for a lawn I'm starting" replies the customer.
"Well, we just happen to have the best seed in town on sale right over here. And by the way, How bout a lawn mower?" the pro says smoothly.
"A lawn mower. What for?" the customer asks.
With a smile the pro tells him "Well you're going to plant that grass and that grass is going to grow of course and then you're going to have to mow it. A man needs a lawn mower."
So the customer buys a lawn mower.
The pro struts up to the young salesman and says "See how easy that was. Now you try it."
So the young man sees a new customer walk in and walks right up to the customer ans asks "Can I help you with anything sir?"
The embarrassed customer looks to each side with his eyes lowered and quietly speaks "I... I... I'm look for some tampons"
The young salesman replies happily "You bet. Right over here. And how about a lawn mower?"
"A LAWN MOWER? What for?" The shocked customer asks.
"Your weekend is shot. Might as well cut the grass."

Misspelled definition of the day:
INTAXICATION: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize that it was your money to start with.

lifeisablast333 54M

11/12/2005 6:05 pm

funny, funny

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
11/13/2005 11:53 am

Aw, is that a fainting goat? Or is that a dead goat with rigor mortis, ew.

XesSex03 50M/49F

11/14/2005 8:26 pm

Life - Gotta love a good salesman joke

Huny - I believe he'll be one of the greats some day.

Saint - That, my dear, is one very, very pregnant cat. Poor thing couldn't get comfortable in any other position.

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