BEWARE: humorous absentus  

XesSex03 49M/48F
99 posts
10/29/2005 9:14 am

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BEWARE: humorous absentus

I am sad to report that there seems to be an epidemic of growing proportions in Blogville. Not sure if it's viral or bacterial. But it does seem to be spreading. Do we wait it out and let it run it's course? Or should we give it a penicillin shot in the ass to eradicate it?

There appear to be commentors to others blogs that have caught this debilitating disease, and I fear that, left un-checked, it will continue to spread, and begin affecting some of our more prominent and much loved bloggers. What is it? you ask? What terrible curse could this be??

I'm referring, of course, to the sudden influx of Lack of Humor. (humorous absentus) Be warned that if you contract this illness, you will suddenly feel the overwhelming need to begin attacking other bloggers in an unkind, harsh and even cruel manner.

Case in point: Our lovely saintlianna was attacked by a member on her most recent posting, regarding her nomination as Goddess of Hell. Ms. Saint's post is a tongue in cheek campaign speech of how whe will run hell, those in Blogville who will be punished, and their particular form of punishment. NewtPlentz felt the overwhelming need to dis-regard the fact that this was a humorous post, and personally assault our Saint. Frankly, it was uncalled for, and had nothing to do with the subject at hand. I'm not sure if I should feel sorry for him, but since this disease appears to be highly contagious, I will be avoiding any possible contact with him. I highly recommend that all members do the same.

For the unfortunate souls suffering from this ailment, recommended treatment is...actually, I'm not sure it can be treated. So, just Get the Hell over yourselves.

Mrs. Xes

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
10/30/2005 9:19 am

Thanks you guys. It kind of took the fun out of the whole thing you know? And if I portray myself as a slut, well this is a sex site.

AlbertPrince 57M

11/3/2005 12:39 am

I was going to say something funny but I can't think of anything!

rm_detriuss 48M

11/3/2005 8:30 am

I ilke to read your blog when I have time ,you write very well.I wish i couldwrite like that

XesSex03 49M/48F

11/3/2005 7:32 pm

Saint - THIS IS A SEX SITE???? OMG, I'm so embarrased.

Mr. Green - Large amounts of alcohol is a good start. While South Park marathons may seem like a good idea at the time this could prove detrimental in the long run. May we suggest something FUNNY Try to avoid anything by Paulie Shore also. Does sound like an intervention may be needed. Please let us know when you might need help with that.

Al (Can I call you Al?) - WARNING!!! WARNING!!! Problem detected!! You must run (not walk) to the nearest vehicle, lift the hood as if to check the oil and find the sharpest corner available and hit your elbow on it. At least twice. You may not notice the positive effect immediately but the rest of us will.

Detriuss - Fortunately our blog doesn't take much time (yet). But thanks.

We spend so much time trying to keep up with all the other blogs out there that we don't get much time to reply to the comments on ours but this has been fun.

Many thanks to all our wonderful fans. All four of you.
Mr. & Mrs. Xes

rm_detriuss 48M

11/4/2005 12:57 am

As for a sense of humor,
Why do gys snore at night?
Beause their balls cover up their as holes and they vapor lock.

RockPebble 69M
2484 posts
11/18/2005 8:38 am

Nice blog, I seem to enjoy the writing of women more than men. Does that make me astute or just a dirty old man? I find I sometimes suffer from Humerous Interuptus. At my age I get about halfway through a joke and forget the punch line. Keep up the great writing.

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