St. Peter asks god...  

Womanlover1781 36M
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8/20/2005 8:14 pm

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St. Peter asks god...

St. Peter asks god, " how many nerve endings should we give man on his penis"? God replies, "eahh lets make it 5000." St. Peters like, "ok then." Then St. Peter asks god again, " how many nerve endings should we put on a womans vagina, 5000 too?" God says, "nah, nah we better make it 10000 cause I wanna hear women say My NAME ."

seeyanekid 60M

8/30/2005 2:28 am

Got one for ya:

On a tour of Alaska, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the mountains for some sight seeing.

He was cruising along the campground in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A helpless Activist, wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save the Whales" T-shirt and a Tree Hugger Hat, was struggling frantically, thrashing around trying to free himself from the jaws of a 10 foot grizzly.

As the Pope watched horrified, a group of loggers came racing up.

One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding semiconscious Activist from the bear. Then using long clubs, the three loggers beat the bear to death and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Activist in the back seat.

As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there was a bitter hatred between loggers and environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that that is not true."

As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who was that guy ?"

"It was the Pope," another replied, "he's in direct contact with God and has access to all God's wisdom."

"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all God's wisdom, but he sure doesn't know anything about bear hunting..... By the way, is the bait holding up okay or do we need to go back to town and grab another one?"

Womanlover1781 36M
3 posts
9/1/2005 3:25 pm

Three act play in Spanish: Primer acto, un negrito voltea abajo y se ve las pompas. Segundo acto, el mismo negrito vuleve a ver abajo y otra ves ve sus pompas. Tercer acto, vuelve el mismo negrito a ver hacia abajo y de nuevo ve sus pompas. Como se llamo la obra?
"Se las vio negras"

tribalbutterfly7 39F

9/4/2005 7:49 pm

*laughing hard again* Oh god that was good. *wiping tears*

Okay I want you on my network of friends, you are a riot!!!

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