PHUCKING PHONES..!!!!!! AAAIIIGGGGHHHHH...!!  

WillSatisfyU56 60M
129 posts
12/6/2005 4:25 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

PHUCKING PHONES..!!!!!! AAAIIIGGGGHHHHH...!!


THANK WHATEVER GODS THERE BE THAT I'M ON VACATION!!!!!

HOLY SHIT!! 3-4 HOURS wasted Listening to recorded phone menus, waiting on Hold, trying to find IF MY OPTION even exists on their Menu.!!??

Press 1 for english or Star if you wish to Cancel This Call.?? WTF I JUST got connected!!

WHA...POR QUE?...Someones talking to Me in Spanish????!!

Press 1 for location and directions.~ YOU'RE IN ANOTHER FUCKIN STATE!!

Press 2 for regular business hours.~ THIS IS A 24 HR "CUSTOMER SERVICE LINE".!!

Press 3 for a list of customer "Service"? options.~ WHAT IS THIS A LIST OF??

Press 4 for OTHER OPTIONS.~ IS MINE IN THERE??

SAY or Enter your account number. I'm sorry I don't recognize that number, Say again. I'm sorry i still didn't recognize your response. Did you say YES?? ( no it was *^$!#@*^)

If you want to SPEAK to an agent press 0 or just wait on the line until we transfer your Ass, OR just Say Agent!! I'm sorry, I didn't recognize your reply, please say Agent, or wait on the line, Or press star to return to the main menu. Or press 9 to end this call.

We're sorry all our agents are busy! Due to an "unusally high volume of calls" you will have to wait for the next available agent. The current estimated wait time is 4 min.....OH I'm Sorry, I Meant 14-40 mins. hehe!

HI! This is Houda(f/lebanon), Rasul (f/pakistan), Jamian(?)(sistuh f/sacramento), Embuku (f/somalia), Rami (f/india), and bless her heart Mariah. (works for my bank)She's f/USA! 2 out of....?? Jeeez How many??!!

In Four hours I bet I didn't talk/listen to a Human being for More Than a Total of 25-30 Minutes.!!!!!!!!!!!! aaaaaiiiiggggghhhhh!!!!

PHUCKTARDS HAVE TAKEN CONTROL OF THE PHONE LINES

SIGH

I THINK I'LL GO BACK TO WRITING LETTERS!!!

Singlechick25 36F

12/7/2005 7:53 am

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Ya know I luv ya!!


themisskrissy 56F
2302 posts
12/7/2005 9:52 pm

would it help if my voice was the automated one? it has been called punishingly sexy... you could releive some of the "stress" while on hold for eons...

miss krissy
and i'm heavy breathng....

Virtue Alone Ennobles


bardicman 50M

12/9/2005 7:53 am

I am laughing my ass off at singlechick..

What really pisses me off is all the people who do not speak english anwering the phones in the USA. I am not against immigration but fer fucks sake man.. I always tell them I will need a translator and then they hang up on me.



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