WillSatisfyU56 60M
129 posts
11/23/2005 12:54 pm

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The Spanish Computer

A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

''House'' for instance, is feminine: ''la casa.''

''Pencil,'' however, is masculine: "el lapiz.''

A student asked, ''What gender is 'computer'?''

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether ''computer'' should be a masculine or a feminine noun.

Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that ''computer'' should definitely be of the feminine gender (''la computadora''), happyf; because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.


The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine (''el computador''), happym; because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.


ADD Your own reasons why that ol' Puter is either masculine or feminine.???

DON'T BE SHY..!!!!


Singlechick25 36F

11/23/2005 6:34 pm

Computers are male because if you give them too many things to do at once, they cease functioning altogether LMAO This is too funny!

SolarPowered0 67M
8018 posts
11/23/2005 7:01 pm

I'd have to say a computer is of the feminine gender because they only provide virtual sex. Of course, anything a computer provides is virtual. Hmmmmmm. Perhaps I got my machines crossed up...

Another certain giveaway is the operating system. Windows operates exactly as a wedding ring; when you first install it, it appears to be functioning just fine. After a few months, things seem to slow to a snail's pace and you start experiencing numerous crashes requiring rebooting. After a couple of years, you're lucky if you can get your password into it, let alone your cock. (Didn't I just say that???)

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klauskissnhug 57M

11/25/2005 9:10 am

Whether the user is male or female, the 'puter is of the other gender: Most of us are satisfied with an occcasional game of Freecell and some quick emails from it, but it is capable of so much more if we would only learn how to operate it.

Also: When it gets a virus, our first thought is, "How much would a new one be?"

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