Sex Toys, Not Just for Woman and Gays Anymore  

WildWon1982 34M
625 posts
5/10/2006 8:37 am

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Sex Toys, Not Just for Woman and Gays Anymore


Okay, I'll admit it. Since the women of this world have been holding out on me for almost 18 months now, I decided to take some action. So I spent a small chunk of my poker winnings on a -ahem- masturbatory aid.

It's called the Fleshlight. Basically, it's a gel tube that simulates the look and feel of an orifice of your choice, especially if you lube up beforehand. The tube fits inside a plastic tube shaped like a flashlight, so your roommate's mom won't notice when she comes over for the weekend and cleans your room without you knowing (how embarrassing).

I got this for three reasons:
1) I'm sick of jerking off. It gets boring after 18 months of doing it every day.
2) I want to improve my stamina. Since it's been so long since I've been with a woman, it's possible that if any woman decides to end my unholy streak, it could be over in an instant, and unsatisfying. It'd be almost like losing my virginity all over again. I know this is possible because when my ex and I were together, we'd be separated for months at a time, and the first time we'd get together after our reunion was usually over pretty quick. I need real practice with something that feels like a vagina, so that this doesn't happen. Anyone who knows my blog or has checked its archives knows that my only true desire is to please the woman, cause we all know I'm getting off. If this can add a few minutes to my go time, and that time is the difference between whether the next woman cums or not, then the money's well spent.
3) At the last M&G, I was given a CD of mental conditioning designed to make me "multiple osgasmic" without cumming. This device will allow me to test the results of the conditioning, to see if I can indeed, in the act of sexual congress, feel an orgasm, or more, before I actually shoot. This will also help me with reason #2.

Here's hoping.

mycin62 54F

5/10/2006 9:26 am

LOL, let us know how it works out!!!

I think you should go see NSA


pragmaticCTcpl 61M/50F

5/10/2006 10:15 am

Hey darling...When you gave us ladies the candles...I offered to take a condom off your hands at the M & G..!

I agree with Cin...check out NSA's blog...you bring her more candles and your in baby!

HUGS


NSAAddict 42F

5/10/2006 12:46 pm

Let me know how the conditioning fares against the Fleshlight Thanks again for the candles, a little conditioning of your own I see Off to Sears...


docdirk 47M

5/10/2006 5:44 pm

Hmmm, been thinking about making an investment of my own. I think I'll wait for the AdultFriendFinder test group to report back with their (his) findings!!!

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...


mangomamiCT 41F

5/10/2006 8:57 pm

Aint nothin like the real thing baby

good luck and dont get stuck !!


Kaliedascope61 41M
4084 posts
5/11/2006 5:24 am

the wavy pleasures of the fleshlight, make sure you get the corn starch and not the corn meal!


MWWwantsmore 51F

5/12/2006 5:36 am

Sex toys can be healthy (in my opinion anyway)


WildWon1982 34M

5/12/2006 8:03 am

Okay, I've tried it out a couple of times now, and here's the preliminary report:

If the device and I are both lubricated (thank God I bought some lube just in case), it works great, actually does feel like (what I recall as) a vagina.

If I wear a condom, even one that's already lubed, I still need to lube the member, or it won't work.

I do last longer with it than I do masturbating. That's a real good thing, ladies.

Prep and cleanup is a bit tedious. I have to soak it to warm it up, and wash it out after I'm done, unless I use a condom, but that basically wastes a rubber that could be put to much better use.

There are more things I need to try with it, but so far, so good.


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