One of the many things I'm gonna do when I make my Millions  

WildWon1982 34M
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6/11/2006 8:46 pm

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6/12/2006 8:09 pm

One of the many things I'm gonna do when I make my Millions

I spent the weekend with my family back in NY. One of the things we like to do as a family is go to the movies. No matter how old we get, no matter what relationships/friends develop, we always can make time for a movie. We even have a tradition to spend Black Friday at the theatre, instead of shopping.

Today there were five of us: Me, my mother, my sister, her best friend, and her fiance. The choice of film: Cars (the other choice was Omen, and I'll be damned if I'll be seen in a remake of a 70's horror movie. Watch the originals). We caught the matinee, and we knew there'd be kids. It's an animated movie, and it's from Disney, it's bound to draw children.

Now, most of the children were actually quite well behaved. Except one. And of course, he was in the row right behind us. He talked, he whined, he screamed, he cried, he even ran along the row, hitting chairs. Several times, my mother turned her head to shoosh him, and the kid's parents delivered half-assed, veiled threats about leaving if he didn't calm down. This kid had to be 2 at most.

Finally, when the movie was over, my mother turned around and talked to the kid's parents, suggesting that they should at least attempt to control the kid, or take him out of the theatre. We all paid to enjoy the movie. The asshole had the unmitigated gall to tell my mother that if we didn't want to deal with his kid, we should have come to the 8pm show. It's a kid's movie. Uh, how about this, asshole. It's a movie. We pay to see it. If you can't control your kid, than you can rent the kid's DVD in 6 months.

So now it's resolved. In order to avoid these unruly kids and their obnoxious, self-absorbed parents, when I get rich, I'm gonna buy a movie complex. And when I bring in an animated film, or any film under Rated R, there will be one theatre for families with children under 10. The other theatre will be for teenagers and adults who know how to behave themselves and enjoy the movie.

Who's with me?

NSAAddict 42F

6/12/2006 1:32 pm

Are you gonna show porn in the adult theater?? please

docdirk 47M

6/12/2006 5:52 pm

Children should be left in the car in the parking lot where they belong!!

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...

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