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I am so fucking sick of what so-called "entertainment" reporters call "sexy," or for that matter, what they call an "actress." Apparently rich bitch whores like Paris Hilton are legitimate entertainers, but Kim Basinger, who's actually won a fucking OSCAR, can't get airtime unless she's fighting with Alec Baldwin.
I'm gonna set you all straight. Throwing up after snorting lines at a magazine party isn't sexy. Having ribs visible through your clothing isn't sexy. Turning to the side and disappearing isn't sexy. Whoring it up wearing $50,000 dresses knowing full well they'll be on someone's floor all torn up and covered in puke isn't sexy. Don't get me wrong, I party as well as the next man, and I'm probably better at it. But doing that 24/7, then making shit movies/TV shows that do nothing but allow you to attempt to flaunt a figure you don't even have ain't sexy. It's an invitation for Hepatits. And it's pathetic that these are the people the media tells us we should admire and fantasize about.
So here are 10 ACTUALLY SEXY actresses and actors (I'm secure enough in my own sexuality that I can acknowledge the sex appeal of another man). These people emit their sexiness through actual talent. You can see how beautiful these people are due to dynamic personalities, and decent bodies that they don't have to show off in order for you to recognize it. If they do do a nude scene, it's just an added bonus, confirming what you already knew. These are people that have a respectable sex appeal, instead of the kind where you get your dick sucked cause your lap was the one she fell in while cracked out of her goard.
10 Sexiest Actresses
1. Christina Ricci
2. Kim Basinger
3. Mila Kunis
4. Jennifer Tilly
5. Joey Lauren Adams
6. Susan Sarandon
7. Cate Blanchett
8. Gwyneth Paltrow (despite her taste in baby names)
9. Queen Latifah
10. Helena Bonham Carter
10 Sexiest Actors
1. Johnny Depp
2. Brendan Fraser
3. Pierce Brosnan
4. Tom Hanks
5. Don Cheadle
6. Matt Dillon (no, I'm not just rattling off the cast list for "Crash" )
7. Matt Damon
8. Tim Robbins
9. Al Pacino
10. Woody Harrelson
10/16/2005 12:39 pm
I read an aticle in...esquire?|
About modern conception of beauty.
They call women with more plastic then a tupperwear party 'oven stuffers'.
Its like calling a frozen, shrink wrapped,gutted, piece of dead meat plugged with a thermometer a turky...its close, and maybe it once was a turky.
Similarly, its hard to see the woman in Paris Hilton. I wonder where her thermometer is...
10/16/2005 12:40 pm
Ever seen 'the dreamers'?|
10/16/2005 10:13 pm
No, can't say that I have. As to the thermometer, it's probably recessed itself into the vast vacuum that is her gaping vag, like a human version of a black hole.|