Coming Down from the High  

WildWon1982 34M
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8/22/2006 10:29 pm

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8/26/2006 8:54 am

Coming Down from the High

It's been a few days since my b-day bash. I'm back at work, the norm has re-established itself, and I realized one thing.

I miss drunkenness.

When I was down in DE, I got shit faced, and it was great. It was the first time I had been truly drunk in over a year. 6 drafts, 2 stouts, and 1 Cuervo shot will do that to a guy.

The thing is, I have fun when I'm drunk. It happened in college all the time. I'd go to a party, and be a bit nervous, if not terribly nervous, until I got a few in me. Then I'd turn into a whole different person. I'd crack more jokes, talk to girls, and actually get them to talk back to me, sometimes I'd even take over the place and make the party my own. It's a great feeling.

The same thing happened this past Friday. Alex introduced me to everyone, but all they knew was that I was from CT, and was one of his oldest friends. They didn't know where I worked, how much I made, whatever. And when they asked me, I told them. I didn't brag, cause I don't do that, and besides, in CT, it's not that impressive.

At one point in the evening, Alex put his hand on one of the girls' butts to grab her attention. Now, what made this funny was that he did this in front of his girlfriend. Sober, I would have just stood back and laughed internally. Drunk, I got into it. I was like, "Dude, why would you place your hand on the lady's posterior in front of your lady? That's not right. It's one thing for me to do it. (at this point I reached for her ass, but she moved) If I grab her ass, I'm just an asshole she forgets tomorrow. But you're in the doghouse, motherfucker!" I did kinda put him in the doghouse for a day, but we all laughed at it.

When we went to the girl's apartment, even more laughs were shared. The funniest part of all being when I got up off the floor to walk to her fridge to get more beer. There's a sight. A fat man trying to pass a dexterity test. At several points that evening, I made it clear that I believe that not only is Guinness the greatest beer ever created, but that it is quote, "Milked from the teat of God himself." "How can God lactate if he's a he?" "Cause he's God, he can do anything. He can give Greg Kinnear a career."

This is me when drunk, and I love it. I have no inhibitions. I have fun. Girls actually talk to me, or at least I'm deluded enough to hallucinate that that's the scenario. No one's told me otherwise. Friday night reminded me how much fun my youth can be, and how much fun it is to get completely blitzed. And I truly miss it.

I graduated from college in May 2004. We had a rager to end all ragers at the end of the year. Since then, I have been truly wasted twice. The first was at a coworker's grad party last year, and then last Friday.

Does this mean I'm an alcoholic? Obviously not, cause I'm never drunk often enough to ustify the title. Does it mean that I can't have fun without booze? No, but it's never hurt. Does this mean that I need drinking buddies to take me to parties with lots of booze and hot girls? Most certainly yes. Does this mean I'm going back to DE at the soonest opportunity, so Alex and me can do this all again? Oh yeah, and this time, I'll make sure I have a hotel room, so I can maybe take one of those lovelies home for the night. Giggity.

MWWwantmore 51F

8/23/2006 11:29 am

LOL as long as you arent one of those guys that turns into a real asshole when drunk but I dont see you that way. you just like to have fun!

I'll have a cafe, mocha, vodka, valium latte to go please!

Good girls go to heaven.....bad girls go down!!

docdirk 47M

8/23/2006 8:07 pm

As soon as this blog stops spinning... swirling... spinning... I'll weigh in. Or, maybe after a pizza, and some sleep....

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...

mycin62 54F

8/26/2006 7:21 am

Remember, alcoholics go to meetings.

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