i can shovel shit right back at ya!  

Whitewashd 36M
12 posts
8/5/2005 5:27 pm

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i can shovel shit right back at ya!


So I’m doing a split shift today at work. Both of our closers were out, so I went home early so that I could come back later to cover them. When I got out of work earlier, I decided to go down to the Strand and walk around.

I wandered my way into the Spyder II shop and was browsing around. There was this girl that was pretty attractive. A nice body. I just didn’t like what she was wearing. The uber-trendy short jeans skirt with those tops that are like a tube-top at the breasts and loose and flowing material coming down to the waste. It’s funny seeing rail-skinny girls wear that and it just looks BAD.

Well, I guess her friend saw me looking (and I thought the friend was more attractive) and whispered to her friend. So the original girl, let’s call her Stuck-Up, turns and looks and me and dismisses me with her eyes. I don’t really care, since someone like that automatically turns me off. I think she saw that I didn’t care, so she starts posing in the store.


I wanted to DIE laughing, it was so sad. She’s such a attention-bitch that she needed the attention of a loser like me. Hilarious.

So she walks by as I’m looking at boardshorts, looks at a pair I was looking at, and says, “I wouldn’t if I were you. Only certain guys can pull it off.” Surprisingly, that didn’t piss me off. I was actually just feeling sorry for this shallow girl that had a puffed up sense of self importance.

So I just said, “Oh, I know. I wasn’t sure if I wanted them anyway. But at least I don’t look like I’m in maternity clothes. You REALLY should wear something more flattering to your body. Oh, and those sunglasses make you look like a bug.” She was wearing those stupid big sunglasses that cover half the face.

EVERY guy I’ve ever asked, says they think those big sunglasses girls like look ugly. Ugh! I shudder just thinking about those.

Anyway, she started stuttering, then ran out. Her friend walks over, smiles at me and said, “That was funny. She sooooo deserved it. She thinks so highly of herself. I didn’t expect her to give you a hard time like that. I just noticed you looking at her.”

So I told her, “Well, that’s before I saw you. I like you better.” Then I stuttered. Anyone who knows me knows that I’m not as blatant as that… It just came out.

She just laughed when I started apologizing, and said, “Aww, that’s cute. Too bad I have a boyfriend.”

I just smiled, bowed my head in thanks, as her friend screamed from outside, “Melissa! Let’s go!”

I just laughed. As I was leaving, the cashier girl was laughing. Funny thing was that she was wearing the same style of shirt. She had that amused look, almost saying, “wanna say something about me?”

That was fun.

wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
8/5/2005 7:15 pm

hehehe and they say those stick thin girls is how we all should look huh


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