The Princess and The Wizard  

WhatDreamsMC 61M
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4/28/2006 3:11 pm

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4/29/2006 9:20 pm

The Princess and The Wizard

"You gotta do something about him!"

"Why, Princess, whatever is the matter? You seem so very distressed. Do something about whom?"

"The Prince, Wiz. I can't believe I got stuck with that guy. He's lousy in bed. And he's... he's little."

"Little, my dear? I thought he is quite tall and..."

"Noooo, Wiz. He's little. His thing is little, you know, short. Thin. Not big enough to..."

"OK, I get the picture. And you want me to do something about that."

"That's what you do, isn't it? Magick? Make things change? Appear, disappear, grow?"

"My dear, the Prince is a very nice man. He's honest, courageous. He loves you. He was willing to risk his life to save you."

"So... make him big."

"It's not that easy. Transmutations of that sort are very tricky. Yes, I can give him a big... thing. But there are laws of nature that must be followed. When you put something in, you have to take something away..."

"All I want is what he puts in to be BIG. Now do it, or do I have to send for another Wizard?"

"That would not be wise, child. You never know what you might get. And magick for your kingdom is a very important matter."

"Do I get a Big Prince or not? Make it grow or... I'll have yours in a jar in the royal museum."

Sigh. "Very well. You leave me no choice."

"What the! Where am I? What is this place? Why does it smell so..."

"It was the only way, my dear. Meet your new husband."

Screams. "He's hideous! He stinks! And he's green!"

"But he has a 12 incher, my dear. Surely you can be happy with that."

"It's green... it's... what is this place?"

"Your new home. Now hurry to your husband."

"He's... drooling. Oh my god, it's even bigger now! I want to go home. I want my Prince back. Come on now, this was a joke right? NO! Get that... thing out of my face!"

"Goodbye, Princess. Remember that there are many qualities to be considered..."

"Consider this! You creep! Let me out of here! Aaaaa... aaagggh...ggggg...."


"Hey, Wiz! Where is the Princess? I haven't seen her all day."

"She's indisposed, Your Highness. She's quite busy in fact."

"That's my Princess. Always biting off more than she can chew."

"I am afraid, Sir, that you do not know the half of it."

twirly_girl 47F

4/28/2006 8:05 pm

Careful what you wish for, huh?

He must not have had a talent for oral
or she wouldn't have cared.


WhatDreamsMC 61M

4/28/2006 8:44 pm

And if only she had understood, as you do, what is important. Wizards, even the best of them, can only do so much. And yet the Wiz, with the help of intention focused on the source of his power, may be able to do magick indeed. That all depends on... What Dreams May Cum.


4/29/2006 3:11 pm

lol toooooooo funny well he tried to warn her lol
very creative

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