Poetry done,time for fun......oops,lol  

Westhill19 53M
103 posts
5/9/2006 12:32 pm

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5/10/2006 1:41 pm

Poetry done,time for fun......oops,lol


What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?
They both like a tight seal.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.

What's in the toilet of the star ship enterprise?
The captains log.

What's the definition of trust?
Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.

Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time.

What is the Difference Between Pussy and Apple Pie?
You can eat your mom's apple pie.

What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment?

How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table has no balls.

What do you call a female police officer that shaves her pubic hair?
Cunt Stubble.


papyrina 51F
21133 posts
5/9/2006 12:48 pm

I'm a

i'm here to stay

GoddessOfTheDawn 105F
11238 posts
5/9/2006 1:03 pm

~ nodz ~ in agreement with papz...

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
5/9/2006 1:39 pm

The cannibals one is cute

clevergirl4U 58F

5/9/2006 1:49 pm

om my gawd!

rm_SusieQ27 46F
2093 posts
5/9/2006 6:52 pm

Yuck, the second one is gross! Only to me perhaps, though. Live and let live, is what I say, hun.

Luv n stuff {=} Susie {=}

rm_SusieQ27 46F
2093 posts
5/9/2006 9:23 pm

Hello again, just responding to the comment you left on my blog, hun.
Only sone of you were born out of wedlock, at it were. Some of you are realy lovely boys..mmm..on the other hand, the ones who do live up to their title, do it with aplomb, almost luxuriating in their vileness.

If those who are known to me and have hurt me for no reason, whatsoever, you'll get your's, lovers.

Westy..come and visit my very select corner of blogland whenever you wish, hun. I shall include you in the former group of boys, sha I lover? I don't think you're a baddie..then again, only time will tell.

Luv n stuff {=} Susie {=}

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