The ex is late  

WellhungTrigger 42M
267 posts
9/15/2005 7:34 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

The ex is late

Yesterday I met my ex at the local dive. She told me to meet her there, and our mutual(my best) friend, the blond, was gonna be there anyway. So what the hell?

When I get there she tells me she finally started (after three long weeks). Well Thank You, Divine Creator!! Incredibly relieved is an extreme understatement here. I was never really pleased with her anyway, and a one month relationship is not a great way to start a pregnancy.

We met through the blond, who I love very much (and have never slept with, BTW), usually she steers me in the right direction. But this woman was way too tattoos and hard drugs for me. I kinda refused her at first, but after too many nights of being a good guy, I succumbed to her (okay, and my) flirtations.

We hung out, went to bars, sang Karaoke and went on a few dates together. Two weeks (and a bunch of long, hot, evenings) later she asked me to be her boyfriend.

Why do I give in to these women who badger me to be their boyfriend, when all I wanna do is have fun, and enjoy a nice warm body at the end of the evening? If they were asking as an ultimatum, I'd say no. If they were asking for a ring, I'd say no. If they were asking for a free remodeling job on their kitchen, I'd say no. So why after two weeks do I give the ok to be their steady??

Many times I know I'm not gonna fall in love with these women. Most of the time I know I don't even want to introduce them to my family! Almost all the time I know I don't want them to raise our (future) kids. But still I give in to the old monogamy question. Can't we just have sex and hang out? Can't we just be friends with benefits? Can't we all just get a schlong?

Hey I'm sure that there's the perfect one out there for me(attn: all redheaded, Latin, softball players; drop me a note). But two weeks is a little quick for me. I need to see you in different situations, with different people, in different moods, in different outfits (like the nurse, the catsuit, the catholic schoolgirl... oh yeah, the schoolgirl) to see who you are. Just relax a little till then, Okay?

sweetthang2877 39F
534 posts
10/1/2005 1:47 pm

I believe I remember something about a nurse's outfit....

WellhungTrigger 42M
282 posts
10/1/2005 3:07 pm

LMAO oh, yeah! too bad you didn't wear it out for halloween, you would have won!

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