As far as you know  

WakinNxt2U 47M
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7/27/2005 8:03 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

As far as you know


I am often asked stupid questions as I am sure many of you are. My favorite response to a stupid question is "Yes, as far as you know". This response typically elicits either a blank stare, a nervous laugh or a simple nod of the head to indicate "I just asked a really stupid question didn't I"? I in turn nod "yes". Stupid questions really aren't that uncommon and sometimes I even find myself slipping into the stupid question abyss and asking things like “Did that hurt”, “Are you finished with that” or “You’re from France aren’t you”? I guess stupid questions are inevitable. Probably the stupidest question a man could ask a woman is “Did you cum”? What man ever expected to get an honest answer from his lover to this loaded question? What woman wants her man to think that he is inadequate in bed? Not many. And so as time marches on so does faking orgasms, lying about it and finding secret lovers who can fulfill one. I find that if a man is really paying any kind of attention he wouldn’t need to ask this question. He would know. And if he doesn’t know he needs to be shown. For me it is quite obvious when a woman cums but for most men it is not. So ladies, the next time your lover asks you “Did you cum”? Simply say “Why yes dear, as far as you know”. If you get a puzzled look just smile knowingly, turn over and finish the job he started as he drifts of to sleep. You will have made him feel like a man and an excellent lover. Well ladies that is, as far as you know.

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