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Late last night I found myself in the company of a simply georgeous young woman at an old Southern-style mansion that had been converted, very ingeniously I might add, into a very busy and successfull casino. This fine establishment was wholly owned by the father of this beautiful Southern belle who accompanied me, though I had not yet had the pleasure of meeting this distinguished gentleman. As we were walking through the casino area and my lovely escort was greeting certain 'favored' friends and customers I came to notice that there was a boat docked at the pier outside of the back entrance and that there were quite a few new guests disembarking from the newly arrived vessel. Curious, I left my escort for a moment and went to see them beginning to enter the casino area proper.
I quickly noticed(having seen George Romero's 'Land of the Dead recently)that the all appeared to have rather pale skin of a greyish hue and that the blood vessels in their faces and hands, which is all that I could see as they were rather well dressed, were very visible in contrast to their pale skin. Alarmed, I looked to see if I could get a better look at the vessel from which they were disembarking. I am not familiar with sea going craft but this particular one seemed to be older and not well maintained at all, rust spots were actually visible at a distance! I thought I should inform my companion at once!
As I made my way through the crowds I saw that the newly arrived 'guests' were intermingling with the crowd and were looking hungrily(just my observation)at the casino patrons and I hurried to tell her of my observation.
Just as I came up to her and she saw the wild, disheveled way I looked, the first of many screams rang out! As we looked the newcomers began attacking the crowd, panic grasped the entire room! I took a firm hold of my companion and started to make my way towards the front exit as I reached into my tuxedo's inner breast pocket to remove a small nuclear device disguised as a camera that I had bought on the internet. I pressed the appropriate button and subtly dropped the device in a very tastefully decorated flower pot on top of a Grecian style pedistal in the foyer.
As we approached the door we both realized that others had foreseen this attack and had barracaded the doors from the outside barring our exit! I saw that there were high, narrow windows on either side of the main doors and that with a bit of ingenuity and agility on the part of my companion and I, we would be able to gain freedom from the escalating carnage behind us and be some distance away when the device detonated and vapourized the horror behind us.
I tore the table cloth off of one of the reception room's tables, scattering the coupons and a lovely centerpiece, which unfortunately broke when it hit the lushly carpeted floor. I slid the heavy table underneath the narrow window to the right of the barracaded doorways and taking my tux coat off I broke out the glass and wooden crosshatch design in short order. My companion climbed onto the table with an assist from my strong right arm and I helped her into the opening I had smashed out. As her head and shoulders went through the window I found myself looking at one of the finest little asses I had ever seen and was admiring it as everything dissolved in and intense white flash....