Mmmm, Lunch!  

WYLIEC0Y0TE 69M
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1/17/2006 8:32 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Mmmm, Lunch!

Since the beginning of human history men of all ages have been seeking young women with large breasts. Have all men from the beginning of our species been dirty old men or is there some genetic program that causes us to seek comfort in tight 19yr old girls with big titties?
I propose that there is a genetic code hidden in our genes(and jeans)that causes us to seek these young hotties;
Suppose caveman A clubs cavewoman A and has cavekids A1, A2, A3, and little A4. Now caveman A loves cavewoman A and stays home every night with her all of his life and never strays to the community fires every night.
Now caveman B on the otherhand clubs cavewoman B and has cavekids B1, B2, B3, and feisty little B4, he loves cavewoman B but feels driven to go to the community fires. Cavewoman B has lost the ability to have children but caveman B still has the desire to create them and has the choice of cavegirls A-Z to play with. In the next 15yrs cavekid BC1, BC2, BD1, BF1 and little BG1 are members of the clan.
Now caveman A provided for his family and raised his cavekids and we should all be proud of him.
Caveman B provided for his family and raised his cavekids and also had more than twice as many cavekids.
Now who do you suppose we were descended from?
Right, there is more than a three to one chance that we're direct descendants of caveman B.
Caveman B was more geneticaly superior to caveman A solely because he had the desire to continue to spread his genes past the time of his cavewoman's fertile time.
I propose that it is geneticaly predetermined that successful males will continue to seek young, fertile women who have the capacity to care for the children produced by having large breasts with which to feed them.
In addition they must closely examine, fondle and suck on these big soft titties to ensure that they are capable of feeding future cavechildren(now evolved into rugrats in this day and age)
I rest my case.
Does anyone have any comments?
~baba


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