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Red Sox humor
Red Sox humor
I never could understand the whole "Yankees suck" chant. The Yankees don't suck. They are actually a pretty good team.
I also don't go along with the "I hate the Yankees" crowd. All of the guys on that team are actually good guys - except for A-Rod. He really is a douchebag. It's not the Yankees that I hate. It is their fans. They are really dispicable pieces of shit. True bottom of the barrel classless assholes.
Anyway, on to the joke...
A Red Sox fan used to amuse himself by scaring every Yankee fan he saw strutting down the street in the obnoxious NY pinstripe shirt. He would swerve his van as if to hit them, and swerve back just missing them. One day, while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going Father?"
"I'm going to give mass at St. Francis church, about 2 miles down the road,"replied the priest. "Climb in, Father! I'll give you a lift!" The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road. Suddenly, the driver saw a Yankee fan walking down the road, and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back into the road just in time. Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a loud "THUD." Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors but still didn't see anything. He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said, "Sorry Father, I almost hit that Yankee fan." "That's OK," replied the priest, "I got him with the door."
4/7/2005 11:41 am
LMAO! I love it! GO BOSOX!|
(I posted this earlier but it seems to have disappeared into the land of lost posts.)