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Dick Pic or No Dick Pic?
Dick Pic or No Dick Pic?
Yes - I said it and I'm going to address it. But keep in mind - this is MY blog, MY opinion and it is not intended to represent the opinions of others or this site.
With my disclaimer out of the way... Here's my take. I like dick pics - personally. I know - I don't necessarily play fair. You won't find any naughty pics of me here - they're for private viewing audience only. But, if a picture is done well - any pic - then it's a good thing.
Where do things fall down (no pun intended) with dick pics? Well - there's a small list of reasons I can come up with:
- Endowment is below par
- Really bad angle
- For me - too much hair
Some tips for dick pics:
(I just had to type that - it's fun to say... I invite you to read along with me... tips for dick pics... Now you see what I mean - but I digress)
- Clean yourself up - shaving not necessary, but...
- Make it as hard as you can get - limp dicks just don't do it for me
- Pic from below - makes you look larger than life - unless you really are larger than life - then go for any angle your heart desires!
- Include balls - they're part of the package
- I like to see the thighs and belly, too - puts things in proportion/perspective
- Side shots are okay - but I prefer the ones against the body - again with proportion, but reminds me of a rocket ship, ready to blast off...
- Holding or not holding - hmmm that's totally up to you, I find both equally alluring
And - I mean this sincerely - If you know that you're not that endowed - I wouldn't use the pic... If you're curious as to how you stack up - change your profile or sign in as a woman, even if temporarily, to say "looking for a man" and see what others have to offer - just a thought.
Last Disclaimer of the Blog:
I mean this all in total fun. And while I don't normally address this kind of issue with such bluntness (or language), couldn't pass it up, as more and more such pictures are appearing in my inbox and home page. As I've said in another blog - no offense taken what-so-ever. But some make you wonder why they bothered.
3/2/2006 6:14 am
you mean something that looks like this? /8 not like this? \8|
3/2/2006 6:20 am
Hey I loved ur blunt aproach!|
Here is my take on it;
From the pics I recive I can agree with you that people need to take a little grooming into consideration and a pic with the rest of the body is always best for me!
However I do have an imagination and I think sometimes I would like to be allowed to use it!
So for me its a face pic and a cheeky aproach that gets me hooked and what ever comes later then great!
I love the art of seduction so how about a bit more of that rather than a pic of ur limp one and pubes
3/9/2006 9:42 pm
From another perspective (the crazy male one, lol), last thing I like to look at (and it happens all too much in the blogs) is a bunch of penises... sometimes to get to the area to post a comment, its like trolling through the 'Valley of the Penises'... sheesh. I think imagination is a nice thing and I would rather be able to use it when looking at female pics as well |