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Do You Have a Vagina? Mar 15, 2012 5:15 pm
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A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there.

He asks the lady, 'Do you have a vagina?'

She slams the door in disgust.
The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man and he asks the same question of the woman, 'Do you have a vagina?'

She slams the door again.

Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has happened for the last two days.

The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice
'Honey, I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again.'

The next morning they hear a knock and both run for the door.

The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice, 'Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to see where the bastard is going with it.'

She nods yes to her husband and opens the door.
Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same question; 'Do you have vagina'?

'Yes, actually I have,' she says.

The man replies..

'Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours?'
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Way better than a muslim virgin Mar 2, 2012 7:48 pm
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Boy, I wonder what she does at night.
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Wrong fucking answer, but he should get an A++ for it, haha Feb 28, 2012 6:40 pm
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No idea how old this is but, if it is recent, makes me wish more kids would listen to Metal.

HA!
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Judas Priest- Stained Class LP Feb 26, 2012 7:41 pm
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This is such a kick ass record. The title track is out of this maggot ridden world.
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Strange how... Feb 12, 2012 10:55 am
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... After many women go thru a fuck frenzy, all of the sudden this philosophy thing settles in their minds.
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Defleshed- Under The Blade '99 Feb 5, 2012 12:49 pm
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First best by these Swedish guys. Very borderline like Unleashed type vocals and Destruction (the latter played at a higher velocity).

For sure the track "Metallic Warlust" is the one song to play over and over.
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Are you neurotic? Feb 4, 2012 9:47 am
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Well, I took this test and, it said a couple of things that I was rather surprised at how dead on they were. Obviously this only works if one answers the questions truthfully.

Pretty much a lingering mark of the species (personalities). Nothing is perfect yet, to recognize a personal fault might make one aware of things in general on a better light.
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Klasikk- Judas Priest- Screaming For Vengeance Jan 25, 2012 7:22 am
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Inspiration for the nickname here...
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Another cool cover, maybe a bit primitive but, hell, great thrash record. Jan 23, 2012 9:51 pm
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Hard to believe how time flies...1987
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