Wiggle it....just a little bit......  

Valdrane78 38M
888 posts
3/29/2006 12:28 pm

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12/19/2007 5:59 am

Wiggle it....just a little bit......

That title makes no fucking sense what-so-fucking-ever.

Anyways, some of yall know and some of yall don't that I was recently in a car accident, no worries, I am fine, or I wouldnt; be writing you right now. But my car was hurtededed, basically the vert top was castrated and my windshield is totally fuxored! SO, I am driving around my 1979 Buick EstateWagon..
Huh you say.

My 1979 Buick Estatewagon. Now it may look like a turd, but this biotch has got it where it counts. Not long befor eI wreckededed my beautiful 89 Cavalier Z24 ragtop, I dropped a GM 454 Big BLock in that sucker. Stock it throws out abotu 540 WHP, bu of course I gotta over do it, and I bored it over 60, stroked it, line honed it decked it, gave it a 5 angle valve job, ported an dpolished th etop end and tossed in a crane cams crank, adjustable rocker arms, forged pistons, Supercharger yadda yadda yadda yadda....

I got it dyno'd.

810 WHP

Oh My fucking God, thsi thing is a BEAST, a beast I tell you, lol. Yes, it is shit brown and th einterior is fucked, but I get to laugh at the ricer kids once again as my 79 beater smokes them at the stop light.

In front of the girlfriends no doubt.....

Ok, that is all, I am tired, I have not slept sinc elike yesterday morning and I think I might fall asleep onto my keybooard like I did on New Years Eve, pitiful I know.

Lick my balls!

BANG! POW! BOOM! a study in useless knowledge and sick humor!
I want a damn soundtrack to my blog!

libgemOH 56M/52F

3/29/2006 2:29 pm

GO get some sleep...you look TERRIBLE! -B

TheLilFondler 33F
2576 posts
3/31/2006 10:11 am

lol ok how about it down for the car related idiots like me LMAO i have no clue what half that was LMAO

i lost my virginity years ago.....
but i still have the box.....

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