The wonderful sport of Midget Tossing  

Valdrane78 38M
888 posts
7/1/2006 5:06 pm

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The wonderful sport of Midget Tossing

Ladies, gentlemen, sport fans of all ages. I would like to introduce you to a sport deeply rooted in ou rpast. A sport that has garnered so much hatred in the past that it has been forced to go underground. With high stakes betting and scantly clad females running the numbers, it is still a sport we can all enjoy and participate in.

MIDGET TOSSING!!

Yes Midget Tossing folks, the sport where you grab a midget by the ankles and hurl that fucker as far as you can. The current record holder is held by a man named, Little Man McGee. Even thiough the man stands at only 5'2" he is able to use that to his advantage and once tossed a midget 75'! My personal best was only 50' but the damn midget kept throwing up as I was twirling him around. Oh well, there will time enough to toss another midget.

We here at the MTA (Midget Tossing Association) would like to extend our gratitude to all you you fine people who have supprted us in the past, and gave us you rmoney to continue this traditional sport.

Children, next time the MTA comes to your town, do not hesitate to ask mommy and daddy for tickets. This is a sport for all ages, and we sell cotton candy at our concession booths. For the ladies, our shorty short clad male body builders will be happy to serve you beer and hot dogs from our many roving concessions stands, and for the men. The skantly clad big tittied women are always there to take your bets. We have something for everyone.

So don't be afraid and coem on down to the next Midget Tossing event.

* NO MIDGETS WHERE HARMED IN TH EMAKING OF THIS ADVERTISEMENT*



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clitalicious67 49F

7/1/2006 6:28 pm

You are a trip!


Valdrane78 replies on 7/1/2006 6:34 pm:
Thanks I strive to be the best I can be.

rm_goddess1946 105F
13518 posts
7/1/2006 7:21 pm

for real...this really does happen!
Jello wrestling too!


Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...
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MissKittyNip26 105F

7/1/2006 7:43 pm

Well... WELCOME BACK!! And, I see you're back with a vengeance...lol.. ugly pussies, nerds, midgets.. oh my! Is anyone safe??!? What about a midget nerd that has an ugly pussy.. would that just be a NIGHTMARE or what?!?!?!


TTigerAtty 62M

7/2/2006 12:40 pm

Val ... I represent PETM, People for the Ethical Treatment of Midgets. I am just dropping by to gather evidence for a law suit.


Valdrane78 replies on 7/2/2006 5:43 pm:
Sorry, all midgets signed waivers before participating. I am legally covered.

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