Pink Pixilated Pacyderms  

Valdrane78 38M
888 posts
4/11/2006 2:20 am

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Pink Pixilated Pacyderms

Ahhhhh, the world is a funny place. Well not the world, but th People in it can be pretty hilarious...............or stupid depending on which way you look at it.

Take today for instance. There I was merrily driving along in my brown buick, and this fucktard pulls out of a driveway, without looking to see what was coming. I slam on the breaks and honk the horn. He stops, look sat me, stays there for a bit, then backs up and gives me the finger. So, being the prick that I am, I park my car in front of his driveway, blocking him in, get out of my car, walk up to his window and give him the ass chewing of a lifetime. He cried. I felt good, and got back into my car and drove off.

Now, yall are probably wondering how Pink
Pixilated Pacyderms fit into all this. Well, in parts of Africa, there is this soil, or dirt if you will that is pink. There are also elephants, the elephants to cool off put the pink dirt on them. Now there is this kinda fruit that grows on the trees annually there, and the elephants eat them, but the thing about an elephant's digestive track is this. It takes a loooooooooooong time for it to work. So while these fruits are sitting in this elephants stomach, they ferment and create alcohol, causing the elephant to become drunk. Hence, Pink Pixilated Pacyderms, which is just a nifty way of saying that Dumbo is smashed!!!!!!

Just thought, I would kick some knowledge to yall. Have a spiffy nifty day!!!


BANG! POW! BOOM! a study in useless knowledge and sick humor!
I want a damn soundtrack to my blog!


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
4/11/2006 5:18 am

See? The Discovery Channel does pay off. That was cute, I like it.


TTigerAtty 62M

4/11/2006 8:10 am

'Dumbo' was one of my favorite animated movies as a kid! Mickey Mantle (#7) was my all-time favorite baseball player!

Well, I found out several years ago that Mickey drank quite a bit and most likely may have been a little high when he played. That crushed me! Now, you come along with your f**king post and shatter my image of 'Dumbo'! I am so hurt! I hope you are happy! This may cause me to drink heavily tonight! I'm just like Mickey and Dumbo! Thinkin' that would make a good title for my autobiography ...

Mickey, Dumbo and Me


freetime648 52F

4/11/2006 12:32 pm

Whoah...wait a second...what happens if we see pink cows not elephants??? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Hey, I was raised on a farm..not in an african desert!!


xx FREETIME648 xx


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