Oh dear............and then some!  

Valdrane78 38M
888 posts
8/23/2006 11:23 pm

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Oh dear............and then some!

Yes ladies and germs, it has been a while since I have blessed you with my corporeal form. Yes I know you all are very excited to see me again, and I know you just bow to me, but that is another blog.

I blog today to you aall ( my faithful readers, and yes I have MANY) because I have gotten amny and e-mail due to NSAaddict semi recent blog.

See, I was currently in NSAaddict's chat room, for the bachlorette party thingy doodad, and I was quoted as saying

"It's cool man, I love a hairy ass" to Mag I think.

Now, just because I act and say gay things from time to time does not mean I am gay, so you homosexual men can now begin to stop e-mailing me and saying you have a hairy ass............

Because the truth opf the matter is, I am in love with a certain female on this site, and she loves me and it is a whole thing, ya know. She has the best looking pussy of any woman I have ever seen. But I shall not name her, because she would kick my lily white ass............hehe!


OK, so anyways, I was quite drunk that night of copious amounts of wine (yuck) and had no clue what I was saying that evening. Of course, being drunk is a very nice excuse for what I said. My loving dear partner would yell at me for sayin such a thing about alcohol and excuses, but she shall have to just friggen suck it up (she is good at that too )

Parden the typos, actually, fuck the typos, I don't really give a flying fuckazoola!

Eat my shorts all of you and good night!

I love everyone (plutonically of course)


BANG! POW! BOOM! a study in useless knowledge and sick humor!
I want a damn soundtrack to my blog!

freetime648 52F

8/24/2006 2:15 am

Is "Plutoniclly" any relation the the planet Pluto???? Thank God I stayed in Germany or else I would have had a rude awakening when I hit S.Cali!!!! And congrats on the "love" thing-a-mahooey! You even sound pleasant...call out the dogs and the MIB...Valdrane has been abducted!!!!!!

Good seein ya again! xx

xx FREETIME648 xx

mycin62 54F

8/24/2006 5:11 am

Damn it! Freetime beat me to the [COLOR orangered]"plutonically"[/COLOR] thingy!

I think I'll start tanning

mycin62 54F

8/24/2006 5:14 am

Damn it!!! Freetime beat me to the "plutonically" thingy

I think I'll start tanning

rm_AnOddGirl 57F
3469 posts
8/24/2006 10:43 am

Wait!?!?! Plutonically. LMAO, i so need a radiation sunburn... Is Pluto still a planet. It has it's own satillite - Charon. DO I have a satillite? DO I need one?

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