Me Zonk you woman, we go to cave and make whoopie!  

Valdrane78 38M
888 posts
3/24/2006 4:06 am

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Me Zonk you woman, we go to cave and make whoopie!

I have an inner caveman, he is named Zonk. He is the neanderthal inside of me. The one that has the urge to grope women's asses in lines, the one who stares at tits all the time. He is the guy that gets me slapped at bars when I am too drunk!

So meet Zonk.

Zonk meet blogville!

Now that introductions are complete and you know all know of Zonk, let me impart some wisdom! All men have an inner caveman, it is in our nature. We are built to spread our sead around. So ladies please forgive us, we cannot help it.


I like Zonk, and so do many women. Zonk is what makes me a complete animal in the sack. He is the one that says, take her make her yours and please her. Ya know, for a neanderthal he has such an imagination. I dunno what I would do without him during sex, giving me ideas. Without Zonk, I would be just the typical selfish guy during sex. Zonk makes me want to please the woman, wants me to let her ride my face till she screams out in aggressive pleasure!!!!!!!!!!!!


Oh yeah, the best kind of pleasure. Ya know the pleasure that makes you feel your entire lower half is going to explode from exstacy. Sorta like angry sex, except without all the name calling and women making me their bitch.

So embrace your inner caveman, let him roam free. And women, remember that without that inner caveman in us men, you wouldn't be getting soem of that aggressive pleasure you so long for!

BANG! POW! BOOM! a study in useless knowledge and sick humor!
I want a damn soundtrack to my blog!

freetime648 52F

3/24/2006 4:33 am

I Ping......come to tease ZONK! (don't think the ladies do not have inner cavewoman habits ok?)

xx FREETIME648 xx

MissKittyNip26 105F

3/24/2006 4:58 am

Hmm.. I think I would REALLY like Zonk..

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
3/24/2006 4:58 am

Pffft. Thats Captain Caveman. Me sit on face. Me happy. You lick now.

Valdrane78 38M

3/24/2006 5:34 am

Free-- I gave YOU that name!!!!!
Light my fire please

Kitty-- Of course you would. I liek to think I woudlk be the onyl white guy you woudl ever do, lol

Saint-- it woudl be my pleasure!

BANG! POW! BOOM! a study in useless knowledge and sick humor!
I want a damn soundtrack to my blog!

bluegirl39 49F

3/24/2006 5:41 am

Hi Zonk...can you please bring out the inner caveman in other men for us lonely girls?...Bonk..the inner cavewoman

libgemOH 56M/52F

3/24/2006 7:35 am

It is the inner cavewoman in us that does that AGGRESSIVE PLEASURE screaming! Among other things...... -B

TTigerAtty 62M

3/24/2006 10:14 am

Truer words have never been spoken!

mangomamiCT 41F

3/24/2006 9:52 pm

Hi Zonk , my kinda man

Jeepidiot 42M

3/25/2006 7:44 pm

I don't believe I'll ever look at the Captain Caveman Cartoon the same again. I do believe I'm traumatized.

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