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Valdrane78 38M
888 posts
9/4/2006 10:18 am

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I would sincerely like to apologize to everyone in blogland. for over the past year I have been lying to all of you.

I am not the 28 year old I have been portraying to you. I am really a 12 year old Columbian prostitute named Chloe. See my mother was an American tourist and my father a Columbian crack Czar with lots of guns. HE abducted my mother fucked her in every hole (she liked it) and got her pregnant. Then 9 months later Iw as born.

When I reached the age of 10, my father began to complain that I was not contributing to the family and called me a bum. So he put me out of the street to make my cheddar. I have been told I give a fantastic blowjob.

Anyways, that is the real me, I hope you all can forgive me and find it in your hearts to love me anyways.

Toodles.

(I in no way advocate child prostitution or child pornography, if you took offense to this that is your problem and fuck off)


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freetime648 52F

9/4/2006 12:50 pm

Hey....TOODLES is my word!!!!!! Besides that...... What did you say?


xx FREETIME648 xx


Valdrane78 replies on 9/14/2006 3:46 am:
MY WORD!

And there ain't a thing you can do about it

Goodpuppy74 42M

9/9/2006 5:01 pm

A czar needs you to make money for the family? Wow, meth really has cut into the south american drug cartel's profit margin...


Valdrane78 replies on 9/14/2006 3:46 am:
YEAH.............that bastard!

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