Just for fun guys so lighten up about this one...  

UvannaHumpalot 37F
51 posts
10/4/2005 5:23 pm

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Just for fun guys so lighten up about this one...


rm_racerfan93 42M
4 posts
10/5/2005 5:47 pm

I would hate for you to cut me up and make a salad after a long night.

AlbertPrince 57M

10/6/2005 1:54 pm

A cucumber will never make a scene because there are other cucumbers
in the refrigerator

AlbertPrince 57M

10/6/2005 1:55 pm

But on the other hand ... you have different fingers

AlbertPrince 57M

10/6/2005 1:55 pm

That's not what I was going to say:

on the other hand ... a 46 year old cucumber won't stay very hard!

UvannaHumpalot 37F

10/13/2005 8:50 pm

racer....that made me shudder...and as for you bert
walk away from the crack pipe......slowly.....slowly atta boy

MillsShipsGayly 51M

10/22/2005 7:16 pm

OK True story...

In college, I had a great girlriend. One night, I bought a cucumber and we played around with that cucunber .. everything was fun. That was a Thursday. The next night, she had her swim team's banquet.

Now she was a wild one and there wasnt any hiding it. She rarely got embarassed, but that night she received a 'gag' gift which was a book titled .. "Why cucumbers are better than men"

Totaly coincidental but for a secod she thought perhaps it was a set-up .....

She was great .. happily married today and probably atill a wild sexy woman !!

Go_4_the_Best 45M
12 posts
11/8/2005 9:28 pm

a gag for a gag... the put cucumbers in a "Tossed salade" dont they because they don't wilt....lol

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