Clean Up On Isle 69....  

UvannaHumpalot 37F
51 posts
11/11/2005 7:24 am

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Clean Up On Isle 69....


Due to the death of my hand held shower head, better known as Orlando the pleaser...
I've come to the sad realization that my pickyness is detering me from getting laid as often as my body requires.....so, for the first time in my life, i'm in the market for a sexual toy....To the new shopper such as myself.....the amount of products made available for the purpose of self satisfaction is a little intimidating......there has to be at least 5000 different types to choose from......and it's confused the hell out of me to be honest.....so i need help in narrowing the choices down....
Keep in mind I am not financially wealthy so the sex chair is out of the question.....(and they don't do lay a way, i checked)....other than that stipulation......i'm open to anything.....literally!

AlbertPrince 58M

11/11/2005 9:53 am

Everyone, but everyone that I know seems to swear by their rampant rabbits. i can only assume they must get the done.


bobbydazzler69x 47M

11/11/2005 9:55 am

Have you a washing machine with a spin cycle? You could even save a little cash on sex toys and get your whites whiter than white at the same time. :-
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Go_4_the_Best 45M
12 posts
11/11/2005 11:32 am

Jack Rabbits.. for sure when you ahve time and are alone... even make them wterproof now.. so you can "travel" with it...lol

Pocket toy for those days at the office when things are a bit slow and you wan to move them alonog.. also come with remore controlls so you can have a friend within 100 feet or so.... surprise you...lol

either way.. enjoy


spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
11/11/2005 4:43 pm

Stick with the produce.
At least its biodegradable and, uhhh edible.
My recommendations:
zucchini- when your in the mood for something tall, dark and handsome
cucumber- when your just looking for a summertime fling
sweet potatoes- when your in the mood for a rootin' good time
daikon radish- when your in the mood for something exotic
yellow crookneck squash- for those hard to reach places
butternut squash- I can't even imagine why
opo squash- when you just want to get off on bothering the produce manager to special order something for you and then not even buy any when it does comes in, because those butternut squash last forever.
Five A Day, babe!

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde


bardicman 50M

11/11/2005 5:13 pm

All I know is when I die, I want to come back as a Sybian Machine.



I am not dead yet


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