A Shaggy Dog Story...  

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5/29/2006 11:58 am
A Shaggy Dog Story...

Old Mother Hubbard,
Went to her cupboard,
To get her dog, Rover, A bone,
But when she bent over,
Rover rode her,
Cos he had a bone of his own.

He clung to her leg,
As if to beg,
While his ass quickly moved to and fro,
And with a howl of glee,
He came on her knee,
Then he dropped off and made as if to go.

But Old Mother Hubbard,
Reached into her cupboard,
And pulled out a razor-sharp cleaver,
But as she went for poor Rover,
She tripped and fell over,
And buried the blade in her beaver.

Rover sped from the kitchen,
Leaving his former owner bitchin'
And thanking his own canine luck,
But he never got far,
As he dodged past a car,
Cause he got quished thin & flat by a truck.

Moral of this tale: Every dog has it's day. Good ones as well as bad ones.

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