What Women Want  

Ucumalot2 54M
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12/5/2005 1:41 pm

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What Women Want


A useful guide to the female mind.....(as if it's possible to produce
one!)...
For many thousands of years, men have tried to understand the rules when dealing with women.
Finally, this merit/demerit guide will help you to understand just how it works. Remember, in the world of romance, one single rule applies:
Make the woman happy.
Do something she likes, and you get points.
Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
You don't get any points for doing something she expects.
Sorry, that's the way the game is played.
Here is a guide to the points system:

SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed..............................................+1
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows.... 0
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets...................-1
You leave the toilet seat up..................................-5
You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty............ 0
When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex...-1
When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom...........-2
You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings.....+5
in the snow...................................................+8
but return with beer..........................................-5
and no liners.................................................-25
You check out a suspicious noise at night..................... 0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing............ 0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something..........+5
You pummel it with a six iron.................................+10
It's her cat..................................................-40

AT THE PARTY
You stay by her side the entire party......................... 0
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a work
colleague......-2
Named Tiffany.................................................-4
With breast implants..........................................-18

HER BIRTHDAY
You remember her birthday..................................... 0
You buy a card and flowers.................................... 0
You take her out to dinner.................................... 0
You take her out to dinner and it's not a pub.................+1
Okay, it is a pub.............................................-2
And it's all-you-can-eat night................................-3
It's a pub, and it's all-you-can-eat night....................-10

A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS
Go with a mate................................................ 0
The mate is happily married...................................+1
The mate is single............................................-7
Not for long - it's his Stag Night ..... .....................-10
He has a liking for Kings Cross establishments................-50

A NIGHT OUT WITH HER
You take her to a movie.......................................+2
You take her to a movie she likes.............................+4
You take her to a movie you hate..............................+6
You take her to a movie you like..............................-2
It's called Death Cop III.....................................-3
Which features Cyborgs that eat humans........................-9
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans.........-15

YOUR PHYSIQUE
You develop a noticeable beer gut.............................-15
You develop a noticeable beer gut; exercise to get rid of it..+10
You develop a noticeable beer gut and resort to loose jeans and baggy
Hawaiian shirts...............................................-30
You say, it doesn't matter, she has one too..................-800

THE BIG QUESTION
She asks, Does this dress make me look fat?
You hesitate in responding...................................-10
You reply, Where?............................................-35
You reply, No, I think it's your arse.......................-100
Any other response...........................................-20

COMMUNICATION
When she wants to talk about a problem:
You listen, displaying a concerned expression..................0
You listen, for over 30 minutes...............................+5
You relate to her problem and share a similar experience......+50
You're mind wanders to the cricket and you suddenly hear her saying
"Well, what do you think I should do?".......................-100
You have fallen asleep.......................................-200

ITS THAT TIME OF THE MONTH.......
You talk.....................................................-100
You don't talk...............................................-150
You spend time with her......................................-200
You don't spend time with her................................-500
You are seen to be enjoying yourself.........................-700

silkysmoothlegs3 105F

12/5/2005 2:32 pm

lol
Very good blogg
Im no good at these long complex bloggs
Im even worse when it come to trying to read them

The only thing I'll say honey is..
Don't even try to understand us females
You will fail
Just say
Yes my dear
No my dear
Three bags full my dear
And
All will be well
Hehe
love silky xxxxxxxxxxxx


Ucumalot2 54M
5 posts
12/6/2005 2:18 am

Hi & thanks
Not sure I go along with everything you say but definately aggree on the trying to understand bit.
Nyway - I'd much rather spend my time giving you pleasure

Ucumalot2 XxX


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