penis size  

UberMunchkin 43F
109 posts
8/24/2005 2:24 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

penis size


hey um, guys.... i'm 5 feet tall. i'm not interested in how big your dick is.

but thanks for the info.

noparadise 54M  

8/24/2005 4:32 pm

i make it a point to be as proper as a man can be on a site lke this. the unfortunate part is that men AND women sometimes just don't understand. many assume that because this is a sexually oriented site, everyone here only wants to see genitalia and have phone and or cam sex or meet in some seedy hotel. perhaps this is what has me so interested in you- you're a genuine lady...a smart one at that, and i just don't see why you (or any other woman here) should be disrespected. funny thing though, i have actually recieved many close up gyno shots along with no face. if men and women have no respect for themselves they can not be expected to have respect for others. is friendship and romance non existant?


MisterPriapus 57M
6980 posts
8/25/2005 5:17 pm

Uber Munchkin~

I suppose for some folx, that's all they're interested in knowing about.

Maybe I'm old-fashioned (it's certainly not shyness, I have the crank pix posted), but I wanna see the face first. Then maybe the profile, and if I'm still interested, or my interest’s been piqued, then the tingly bits pix!

This is an issue I addressed in the body of my profile when I wrote it many months ago, and I have been thinking it might make for a good Blog topic...

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Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.



And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!

Lately...

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rm_SeeUEnTee69 29M
1 post
8/29/2005 4:26 pm

Would ya be interested in showing an 18 yr old how to fuk good?


UberMunchkin 43F

8/30/2005 3:01 pm

SeeUEnTee69 -- "Would ya be interested in showing an 18 yr old how to fuk good?"

Um, okay let's see... no picture, half my age, cannot spell the word "fuck", and doesn't know that's it's not "good", it's "well".... Yep -- I'm definitely interested... interested in delving into that very complex mind of yours and finding out what makes you tick... and then showing you proper spelling & grammar usage.


rm_dropinlate 48M

9/1/2005 12:55 pm

Too funny. Uber, email me here. I'd love to chat more


rm_Bone7x6 56M
1 post
9/6/2005 1:42 pm

My goodness - aren't we into ourselves! I enjoyed readingn the comments, but there seems to be a little more drama here than I care for. Good luck in your endeavors.


froaddindude760 30M

9/6/2005 7:15 pm

Uber, I just wanted to say when I was looking around the site, through profiles and screen names, I couldn't help but check out your profile. Your screen name caught my attention and dreams. I hope you find what your looking for, and with an outlook on life like yours, I'm sure its nothing less then entertaining to hold a conversation with you!


interactiveplay 56M

9/7/2005 12:28 am

UberMunchkin, you rock! Penis size is like breast size -- It's not the deciding factor in who ya decide ta Fuck now is it. Let's face it guys, this women is a bit complex to say the least, Picasso, and Thatcher with a pen for a sword. If you can't solve the puzzle, don't get weak and resort to feelings of insecurity to prove your worthy -- She devours your ignorance like a wounded gazelle on the plains of Serengeti. She’s got a wit that most men can't handle. -- Just leave the site and go find a simple sex addict that will give it away barring the challenge. Otherwise stand up like a man and thank God women like this are walking the planet challenging our manhood adding a little flaming spice to the norm!

Hat’s off baby!!


MisterPriapus 57M
6980 posts
9/7/2005 2:49 am

Thank Gawd mind veers to Port!

Also, I don't always do what the voices in my head tell me to...

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Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.



And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!

Lately...

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rm_the_whole_9 39M
16 posts
9/7/2005 5:13 pm

Hey Ubermunchkin,
Would you care to know how small my dick is then? Just kidding. You seem 2 be a pretty cool gal, and have mastered the art of sarcasm to a point few people can. Would you be willing to take me under your wing, so that I may learn from the best?


unknownknows 42M

11/12/2005 12:09 am

Uber = Ego! Lets face it... Your hot. You now it. Who cares? Hope you get what you need...


UberMunchkin 43F

11/13/2005 11:15 pm

    Quoting unknownknows:
    Uber = Ego! Lets face it... Your hot. You now it. Who cares? Hope you get what you need...
who cares? people who take the time to leave multiple comments on my blog. t.y.


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