So Happy Its Thursday  

TwoMuchPhun 56M/58F
24 posts
10/17/2005 2:53 pm

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So Happy Its Thursday

I'm taking a moment to review my Blog as it has been evolving.

The coals in the hibachi are coming up to temperature (and smelling wicked fine: wafting lazily upwards, to enter thru the westward facing spare bedroom window, on the languid late afternoon breeze; the signature aroma designating one of Primal Man's crowning, sensuous moments- drifting towards your faithful correspondent; sensual tendrils coiling around the room, a belly-dancer in slo-mo, billowing with a voracity known only to the well and truly hungry... heat feeding hunger, hunger nourishing heat.

The simultaneous blatting of the smoke- and CO-detectors going off... Oh my, here comes the local fire truck... yet another... an ambulance... the fire marshal... several squad cars...

Oh, I do love the Doppler shift of the sirens- they give such assurance, particularly in knowing about how much time you have to perform the frantic stowing of embarrassing or other types of paraphernalia, all by the expedient of a simple twist of the head.


Maybe I shouldn't have left my puppy in charge of the BBQ: she really can't be trusted with high technology, the irresponsible bitch... then again, neither can I- look what I'm using it for!


Time to rake the mound of smoking coals. Oh look, there's my old wedding band! I bet if the wind was right, I could huck it a good 2/10's of a mile from my hill top... since it's a precious metal, that doesn't qualify as littering, does it? Maybe the crow that finds it'll have better luck w/ it than I did.

Oh shit! That's hot!!!! Where're my asbestos gloves? Damn thing burned me nearly as bad as the x did.

OK, all's good. Things are calming down: The emergency units have done their duty and split. The paperwork's all filled out. My dog is in custody, for being a pyromaniaical puppy. My eyebrows are now down to a mere smolder, my soul-patch exists solely in memory, and all of the neighbors have adequate renter's insurance. Now where was I?),

The chicken is about finished marinating, the hickory chips are getting wet (lucky them), so I have a few moments to verbally play with myself. Thanx for cumming along.

This Blog started out as a travelogue, inasmuch as I thought that Blogs were a way to keep friends and family up to date on current doings.

OK, definitely NOT family on THIS site... I mean we are very close, but no where near the vicinity of the same Zip code of that kinda closeness (Git off'n me, Paw, yer crushin' mah smokes!)!

Ya know, there was a point to this when I started. With any luck it will find it's way home: smoking, foam-soaked, devastated ruin that it may be...

But hey- the chicken oughta be ready in a little bit. Dibs on the thighs!

caressmewell 53F

10/17/2005 5:19 pm

You are just too funny!

neotrio 41M/38F
1213 posts
10/19/2005 9:37 pm

now that it is thursday i can post the way, bit of a ballsy move posting about a thursday on a monday, or are you just so consumed by blogging that you've lost all track of time? hmm...(scratches temple)

well it's thursday here on guam, it's a lovely day as usual though i don't see myself having a bbq today for various reasons, a couple of which are a)i can't find my asbetos gloves and after reading your post there's no way i'd fire up the grill without them and b)i don't know how to bbq-but that's what you big, strong men are for right?

*save me a sausage


TwoMuchPhun 56M/58F
29 posts
10/20/2005 2:00 pm


Thanx, glad you enjoyed!!!

BTW, my apologies for not replying sooner- bunch of stuff going on lately, and it's left me too pooped to pop out here!

Thanx again, and Welcum to The Dungeon I hope to make your visits as pleasant as possible!

TwoMuchPhun 56M/58F
29 posts
10/20/2005 2:11 pm


Kinda weird, working with the International Dateline that runs thru Blogsville- A dubF sez you posted yesterday, over here! As their glitches go, it's not too bad!

Pretty inspired making that 'ballsy' call, since ya can't see 'em in the pic! I figured since it was a re-run, it didn't matter too much if I got the day of the week right or not... at least not here on my side of the Time Warp Dateline. It's purely coincidental I'm finally getting a chance to reply on Thursday, here!

Caution is a goodly part of valor, especially when pre-cautionary equipment can't be found!

You're in luck! I've got a sausage on hand just for you...

neotrio 41M/38F
1213 posts
10/21/2005 4:26 pm

...on hand or in hand?

TwoMuchPhun 56M/58F
29 posts
10/21/2005 6:19 pm


OK, you caught me...


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