For All you Campers and General Nature Nuts  

Twister2bed 47M
267 posts
5/16/2006 6:05 pm

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5/18/2006 6:26 pm

For All you Campers and General Nature Nuts

Next time your out in the great outdoors here is something to consider before you leave the house without skeeter repelant hehe.

Fact #1
Mosquitoes are attracted to the color black.
Black shirts, Black shorts, Black bikinis.

Fact #2
Mosquitoes are attracted to people who just ate bananas. (no idea why) But true.

Fact #3
Mosquitoes have 47 teeth. (all the better to have brunch on your arm)

On a side note totally unrelated.....
You share your birthday with 9 million others in the world. (Imagine the candles on one big cake)


im_curious_4u 50M

5/16/2006 8:36 pm

Fact #4 Only the female mosquitoes bite.

BTW that's why male mosquitoes don't ask for blow jobs. Chomp!


saddletrampsk 54F

5/16/2006 8:44 pm

I hate those lil west nile spreading blood sucking annoying bastards..I have heard taking cider vinegar tablets will repel them..might have to try it out this summer..


Twister2bed 47M
617 posts
5/17/2006 3:28 pm

    Quoting im_curious_4u:
    Fact #4 Only the female mosquitoes bite.

    BTW that's why male mosquitoes don't ask for blow jobs. Chomp!
Hehe if you were a male mosquitoe would you ask for one


Twister2bed 47M
617 posts
5/17/2006 3:29 pm

    Quoting saddletrampsk:
    I hate those lil west nile spreading blood sucking annoying bastards..I have heard taking cider vinegar tablets will repel them..might have to try it out this summer..
Tried that didn't work I actually think it made it worst hehe


Twister2bed 47M
617 posts
5/17/2006 3:31 pm

47 to be exact hehe (chomp chomp chomp)
The ones that bit me have a few teeth less however They are slighty flatter too


Knot4Everyone 40F

5/17/2006 8:05 pm

So what you're saying is I should get rid of all my black summer clothes and go shopping for white stuff?

9 million others have the same birthday as me? Are you sure? I want a list of names and addresses! Man, I better rent a truck and get to the Hallmark store - it's going to take months to send out all those birthday cards!


Twister2bed 47M
617 posts
5/18/2006 6:25 pm

    Quoting Knot4Everyone:
    So what you're saying is I should get rid of all my black summer clothes and go shopping for white stuff?

    9 million others have the same birthday as me? Are you sure? I want a list of names and addresses! Man, I better rent a truck and get to the Hallmark store - it's going to take months to send out all those birthday cards!
Yea as if you probably need an excuse to go shopping hehe right?

Well around 9 million give or take a few thousand hehe.
Sorry Knot4 but you better get started on your B-Day cards now if you want them all delivered by next year
And don't look at me to make a list of names cause you SOL


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