Didn't see this coming  

Twister2bed 47M
267 posts
7/16/2006 8:03 am

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7/19/2006 11:33 am

Didn't see this coming

On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my girlfriend mow the lawn.

The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"

I took a drink from my can of Bud Light, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses, stared directly in to the eyes of this nosy neighbor, and then calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts the grass."

marywannado 43F

7/16/2006 4:08 pm

That's some funny shit...

purpletrashcan 50F
41658 posts
7/18/2006 3:55 pm


Pull My Fucking Hair!

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