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My 1st his 100th Post
My 1st his 100th Post
Welcome to my 1th post, my name is Buddy and I will be your tour guide. As the better half of TurnLock I want you to know that if it was up to me, I wouldn’t nailed all the ladies here and I’m sure your pussies would all agreed. It’s not easy being a dick in a body like this. I don’t have time for all this thinking shit, he only allows so much blood to me daily, I’ve got to make the most of it. Here are a few of the women that I would have fucked by now, if the man in charge would let me.
MissKittyNip26She explains Kegels to us one day and I stopped what I was doing and paid real close attention, beside she's got some nice lips, let me plant myself in there and drop and roll, yeah. She said she could squeeze the shit out of a dick due to the exercise she was getting. I turned to STONE listening to her. Baby, soon as I learn how to drive, Road Trip.
She indicates that this isn't her real picture, it's more like a logo. I'm cool with that, but this picture made up for it, to me.
As a penis, I just want to fuck, but this picture made me want to go mountain climbing.
The lost blog
Make it to the top and get my reward. Camping gear and I'm off to Canada.
This photo reveals and doesn’t reveals, it makes me want to see more. As a penis, this would not normally be an interest, show me where the legs are and I’ll figure out the rest. But the big guy got this thing for her and since I get my blood supply as a result, I’m all for it.
We have had discussions about school and various study techniques and our first encounters and walking in the forest at night. She’s has listened to me snore and she told me stories where I had to pull the Trojans out and prepare for a moist bumpy night. She can teach me a few things. Let the class begin. The G-spot is located where?
Never had the chance to talk to this one, but I’m a dick, I do my talking in the bedroom. We could talk about world piece. Cupping the world in your hands and ever so gently lulling the world to sleep and then sucking the world resource dry and finally having the world suck me dry.
A quick roundup of the woman that I have occasionally wanted to throw one at.
That’s that for the 1st post. One more the first woman I met here that made me go ….
She's the sweetest thing, let me flirt with her knowing I had no chance in hell of getting anywhere, but it was fun.
TurnLock I’m done, where’s my blood!
My 100th post, details of my life that probably should stay a secret revealed for therapy and entertainment. If I was a minister I would be doing the I Have sinned speech.
I started the blog to augment my profile. The profile would have to be pretty long to encompass the life goals of anyone. I found relaxation remembering moments of my life. It helped to make me rethink things I need to do with my life. I had fun with it and it allows for me to be creative.
My favorite songs, taken from my current playlist.
A Flock of Seagulls - I Ran
*NSYNC - It's Gonna Be Me
Stephanie Mills - (Your Puttin') A Rush On Me
Toto - 99
Johnny Guitar Watson - A real Mother for you
Bonnie Raitt - All At Once
Debarge - All This Love
Todd Rundgren - Another Life
Vanessa Williams - April Fools
Cameo - Back & Forth
Duncan Sheik - Barely Breathing
Heart - Barracuda
Jesse Johnson - Be Your Man
Michael Jackson - Beat It
Pussycat Dolls - Beep
Chicago - Beginnings
Michael McDonald - Believe In It
Selena - Bidi Bidi Bom Bom
Rare Earth - -Big John Is My Name
My favorite post and background info.
I loved Heart vs. Penis, it dealt with the emotional and physical conflicts of being a man. How there is a battle between the two and how they both want control.
The Adventures of TurnLock and BadDick my tribute to superheroes and my secret desire to be pussywhipped. Fuck away my independent thought, will get you a sore pussy, I think a lot.
Shhh not so loud
My little buddy doesn’t get enough attention. He has his hopes, dreams and ambitions. I try to provide for him when I can.
Porno for women
Pornography is different for women. The movies cater to men likes and a few women do enjoy it a lot can do with out it. So I thought of a elicit affair that a woman would want to keep secret.
Rejection is a good thing.
Fighting my own demons, don’t approach a lot of women for fear of rejection. If I should have learned anything from Rex and Andy that is quantity. My confidence has improved and I don’t fear rejection, its part of the process. You don’t run a race and because you came in second, just quit. A lesson learned.
A Tabloid view of what’s happening with me, inaccuracies include.
My Little Buddy People let me tell you about my best friend.
What better way to analyze my progress by taking a business approach.
My penis has been talking to me and its planning a revolt
The penis has been on steady alert ready for action and my military experience kicked in and tackled sex as a military conquest.
A Good Day to Learn to Flirt
Me giving flirting advice, somethings wrong.
Seduce me 101
Helpful tips on how to seduce me. Quiz at end
Fishing without Bait
The opposing dating directions I have chose
A prescription for sex
I wish I could talk about each and everyone of my post, but that would make this way too long to view.
My favorite video games (yes, I still play)
Killzone, War Zone 2000, Final Fantasy Tactics, Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VIII, Resident Evil II. NBA Live 2005, NBA 2k6.
My favorite TV Shows (yes, I can still see)
24 Nothing really matters after that. Sliders, Star Trek Voyager, Alias, The Unit, House, American Idol, Last Comic Standing. George Lopez, The Daily Show, The Cober Report.
My Favorite Stars
Jeff Beck, the best guitarist alive, his album “Wired” proved that.
Dave Martone, the young guitarist that could show Jeff a coupla tricks.
Stanley Clarke, where would jazz music be without him.
Sophia Loren, the stuff that men dreams are made of.
Pam GrierNo point in being a dick if there was no Pam Grier.
Barbara Streisand, A voice that is like having sex. This woman commands me with song.
Toni Braxton, good voice, but her sexual persona is mesmerizing.
Seal, I enjoy his music
Duncan Sheik, the White Luther? Not really, but his compositions and arrangements are like heaven. Like tasting the sweetest juice, viewing the most breath taking sight, smelling the most elegant fragrance. It’s just pure joy.
My Favorite Foods
Keeblers Chocolate Lovers Chips, Jimmy Dean Hot Sausage, Campbell’s Smokehouse Chill, Famous Dave’s, Stanford’s and Sons BBQ. A Fresh salad, loaded with my fixings. Ribs and Chicken, sweet potatoes pie. Buffalo wings.
What I like to do.
Program my computer, play “Ages of Empire” study computer technology, talk to my kids, watch pornography, compose music, play guitar, listen to comedy. Watch a really good movie that makes me think.
What I haven’t done, but might want to try
Riding a horse, riding a motorcycle. Run around the block, screw the marathon. Fly an airplane, make love to two women, be a professional stand up comic.
What about me that will tick you off
I’m even temper, not much bothers me. If you want a fight, I turn the channel. I’m using to being alone and can hole up for days before I realize that I could be dying from hunger. I procrastinate a lot. My mind is creative, but could go one track in a moments notice. I can tell you so many different ways to kill a bug without using poisons. I will try to talk to you because you’re there.
What you should love about me.
I am devoted to you. I will bend over backwards to make you happy. I will make sacrifices to achieve this. I will shower you with my love. Sometimes it’s not when you want it. I will support you and try to entertain you when I can. Your pain is my pain, unless it’s something stupid, like a TV show.
And that’s the tip of the Iceberg, I should also throw in silly, crazy and working on being a sexaholic, but time will tell.
7/9/2006 9:50 am
Nice 100th post.. interesting stuff there. I didn't know u were watchin' Last Comic Standing. I love that show.|
7/11/2006 3:31 am
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