CEO TurnLock June Summary  

TurnLock 59M
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7/1/2006 4:41 am

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CEO TurnLock June Summary

It has been another month and we like to report progress. We wish we could report progress but alas, our client has yet to copulate and we are stead fast working to fix this. Despite the unfounded rumors posted in TurnLock tonight, our client is still without a date or a potential sex partner.

We would like to report an increase in email activity, communications are going back and forth and we see something positive coming out of this. Views show a slight increase, but could be way higher. There has been an increase in flirtatious behavior and are expectations are high. The hooker fund has been increased to $40 and were thinking of renaming it to hooker/dating fund to represent its dual purpose.

All in all we see improvement and have raised the date probability to 10% from 0%.

JuicyBBW1001 54F

7/1/2006 8:17 pm

The hooker fund???? lol 40.00 wow a woman could do a lot with 40.00 (jk). I think your client needs to relax some and when the right one comes along your client will know it and so will the little buddy.


TurnLock replies on 7/1/2006 8:25 pm:
This is merely a fall back plan. Regular contributions are added to the fund to increase the quality of hookers or dates as our client so deems the money. We would never recommend a $40 hooker to our client without checking his medical plan and will.

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