Confessions of a Married Man!!!!  

TrueTxGtlman 53M
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8/10/2006 8:28 pm

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8/14/2006 7:07 pm

Confessions of a Married Man!!!!

The other day I asked a fellow inmate in Marriage Prison a short question: "Would you ever get married again?" his reply "Don't tell my wife but HELL NO!"

So I took a step back and took a look at my prison sentence ( Life with no chance of parole and no conjucal visits). I like a lot of things this prison has to offer. How do you judge a Prison when there is only one thing that is wrong with it?

I talked to the Warden the other night and asked if I was let out for one night and I broke the law but I came back and returned to my cell how much hell was to pay. I was told that I would not have any of my privileges taken away but there would be little chance of ever getting a night out again. So I figure is I get this night out I better do my best to not get caught.

So this is my effort to be funny about marriage but all in all... LACK OF SEX it really cruel and unusual punishment.......


redrose19782 38F

8/10/2006 8:58 pm

Is there something in the fine print of the wedding vows that says that sex after "I DO" becomes non-existent or considered an unpleasant chore?? That seems to be the story I keep hearing and it makes me pretty much not ever want to get married

TrueTxGtlman 53M

8/12/2006 12:22 pm

Well from my experiences I think the "I DO" is understood to mean... "I already did". If romance and passion is something that means a lot to you better make sure your lover is wanting the same things before you "I DO".


twirly_girl 47F

8/14/2006 6:20 pm

You are the true example of "Ball and chain".
Only your balls are blue and the only yankin'
your chain is gettin' is by you.

I'm sorry, sweetie. Things will brighten for you
soon. I have a feeling.


TrueTxGtlman 53M

8/14/2006 6:33 pm

Besides the Sex things are great for me


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