TriggerJinxed 38M
177 posts
4/26/2006 6:11 pm

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So this Thursday I have another meeting with my friend with benefits. She's into roleplay, something I have only really fantasized about. She wants us to play as high school students who find her parent's stash of porn and toys. She seems to be quite serious about this, even to go as far as saying that I should be in character from the second I get there.

I've never really roleplayed before, well I have roleplayed, just not without a trusty D20. A D20 is a 20 sided die (singular of Dice) that's used to play Dungeons and Dragons. I don't know if anyone else out there has any idea what I'm talking about...

But anyway, being as it is my first time, roleplaying that is, any tips for a n00b?

Or any ideas to make this kick ass? I mean more ass than it already is gonna kick? I'm already gonna get to indulge in one of my loves. I have a fetish for a girl in a short plaid skirt, thanks Catholic School!!

rm_truedom2 55M
663 posts
4/26/2006 6:20 pm

Sometimes you just gotta go with what you know. I have a feeling you were born for this part!

TriggerJinxed replies on 4/29/2006 7:00 pm:
Hey... HEY!!

jadedbabe78 105F

4/26/2006 7:49 pm

No tips....but good luck with it all. Like Sensuous said...follow her cues .


LIBlonde97 40F
1028 posts
4/26/2006 7:52 pm

Please don't tell me you went to Chaminade...

I bet you could just bring your mathbook and tell her you both should study some Trig.... that you need to practice your ... triangle geometry (Maybe she can find the cosine of the angle of your dangle...?)

Of course after all that *hard* work, you would need to take a study break and watch a movie. While making popcorn, she stumbles into her dad's *special* DVDs which are hidden the old abandoned VHS collection...



LIBlonde97 40F
1028 posts
4/26/2006 8:04 pm

Oh and BTW... from a girl's perspective, if you want to keep getting laid...?

I HIGHLY suggest you *never* again admit to any woman that you know what a D20 is or mention the words "D&D". It sent chills down my spine as I read it myself.

All women know that D&D is the quintessential passtime of geeks and losers. And that there is a proven inverse relationship between experience points and sexual performance. Just ask my husband.

My EX husband.


TriggerJinxed replies on 4/27/2006 5:11 am:
Ohh sorry for being HONEST!! I am a geek, and damn proud of it!

rm_gerson42 52M
2419 posts
4/26/2006 8:07 pm

TJ, can I still call you TJ?
First off, leave the D&D at home. Your skills, no matter how finely tuned will not benefit you in this situation. As far as making this kick ass, are you kidding... it's already kick ass.
Just go with it.
1000 word minimum report due early Friday am.

TriggerJinxed replies on 4/27/2006 5:10 am:
Not even my bostaff skills? Gosh!

TheRealThing655 48F
9558 posts
4/27/2006 6:00 pm

Yes, I'm interested! If you've ever seen Sex and the City...they had several episodes of role playing I found very exciting and fun to watch...might give you some ideas.

TriggerJinxed 38M

4/27/2006 7:57 pm

Ok people, I'm back and I survived. But am very worn out. So this'll have to wait till tomorrow night. I have work tomorrow so I doubt I'll have the time nor be in the mood in the morning to give lickkkme the justice she deserves!! Damn, I had a blast!!

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