In De Morning Time...  

Tres_Whormigos 53G
58 posts
12/14/2005 7:21 am

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In De Morning Time...

Hola, dis is Uno. Not as in the magnifico cardo gameo but as in singularity of number one Uno. As in me burrioto is numero Uno as compared to your bambino burrito. Here I sit in the bar, sipping a cerveza, watching zeeeee beatufil ladeeees as they dance up on zeeeee bar. I mucho likey the legs on dat silkysmoothlegs3 bambimbo on deeee far side.

Deeeee bartender, heeeeees namo is Pablo and all he do is stand behind the bar and wash dat uno glasso wit dat dirty towel and look up deeeee dancers dresses all day.

Me and my whoremigos, we save the world at some time today. Not sure when. It esss only 9 in de morning. This be meaning day Dos be sleeping still and Tres be having mucho hangover-o. So saving de world, it must wait until at least noon when everyone has had at least 2 cervix. OOOOPPPPSSSSEEEEEE HEHEHEHE I be meaning cervezas.

I wish the ladies on the bar would dance to real music dis morning. Someting hard like Feliz Navidad. Oh well, I wheel settle for Labamba and feel up de barmaid wit deeeee big hootoros named [blog daphner].

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
12/14/2005 7:49 am

Stop making me spill the drinks on those hooters. It's cold and people are complaining that their drinks aren't full!

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

DTduzDallas 50F

12/14/2005 7:58 am

**sits waiting for the barmaid to slap the shit out of him**

helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
12/14/2005 8:22 am

I recognise the donkey. It's the one bulging_boyTres was talking about in Pop goes the weasel. It belongs to Big Al!!

Is that your sombrero, or are you just pleased to see me?


Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

Tres_Whormigos 53G
40 posts
12/14/2005 8:25 am

Dapne - Slurpo slurpo

Tres_Whormigos 53G
40 posts
12/14/2005 8:27 am

DT - Si Si.. You understand wee likes it rough. wooot-o

wee alos likes eeet when you speak deee lmaoooooooooooooo

Plano69 54M

12/14/2005 8:51 am


starlight_runner 39F

12/14/2005 9:07 am


norprin5 55M

12/14/2005 5:58 pm

Background Music: ZZ Top "Mexican Blackbird"
'they all call her puta
'cause no one really knows her name'

King Nor XVIII

ewan_1973 44M

12/14/2005 8:57 pm

Best post ever.

kyplowboy22 61M

12/15/2005 9:54 pm

*Pablo the bartender*

Mera, Uno!!! Geet chore lil deek beeters offa dat mucho hoootered barfly...ermaid! She eez speelin' eenuff tequela to buy deez cantina, yoo mangoria spakkerosa! Vamoose, chichita pidejo!

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