Eees a bad dreeem!  

Tres_Whormigos 53G
58 posts
12/15/2005 12:57 am

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10/1/2007 10:29 pm

Eees a bad dreeem!

Hola my funneee non meh-hi-can frens

Eeess Dos here theess time. I jusst wake up from theee long see'esta.

Eeeet was soo long dat eeet make snow white look like she onleee have a catnap.

aneeeeway, I have theees dream about a beeeuteefull senorita.

She wass doing theeengs that onleee my dirteee uncle pedro would do. I am soo glad eeet was a dreem. I check my ass for the cactus neeedle she was weeering as theee strapon.

No neeedle but steeel dere was theee blood?

I loook around and Tres is lyeeeng dere with heeemself in heees hand. So I slap heeem hard on heees face and I puull heees moustacha. Heee wass steeel sleeeping so I get out of theee bed. I have to hold my asss. It eees steeel a leeetle sore.

I go outside and I get el donkeee. I breeeng heeem into theee bedroom and put heeem in theee bed behind Tres. Then I go to theee keeetchen and I get theee beeegest carrot I can find and put eeet on heees head

el Donkee heee love theee carrot.

Eeet no take long before el Donkeee eees humpeeeng Tres while he eeet theee carrot

I try not to laugh, but eeet eees hard with Tres smileeeng like that

Oh well, I theeenk now I am up, I should go and drink some Cerveza

adios teeel next time

DTduzDallas 50F

12/15/2005 3:44 am

I've decided I'm going to have to learn Spanish to keep up with this. Eh...broken, very bad Spanish will suffice it seems.

My word for the day : Tequila.

I'll spend the entire day "studying" this the best way possible. Pass the salt, please.

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
12/15/2005 10:22 am

I once read on the front of a t-shirt, in very blurry letters ...

1 Tequila
2 Tequila
2 Tequila

Why do I think these guys imbide?

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
12/15/2005 12:08 pm

1 2 3
1 2 3
1 2 3
1 2 3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

Christ, I can't even get the numbers right.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
12/15/2005 11:31 pm

Daph... lol, I think the shock of finding the worm in the bottom of the bottle got to ya!


Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

DTduzDallas 50F

12/16/2005 2:00 am

lol Daph...quit hogging the Tequila.

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