Well here I am in Blog Land  

TravelinsAuntPat 50F
237 posts
11/24/2005 8:51 pm

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Well here I am in Blog Land

Well its a amazing what we will do to get to be with the ones we love. So move over peeps Aunt Pat is here to stay. Now don't ask where Travelin got his looks cause as if you can't tell from my photo I got all the looks in the family. He did get a smidge of my humor and cander but don't tell him that I said that cause he likes to take credit for being witty all himself. As if me throwing him off the top bunk bed when we were growing up and him landing on his head a couple of times did not help him.

Really what I am here for tonight is to tell my beloved Trav. Happy T day. I will leave it up to you to figure out what T stands for. It can stand for many things use your imagination if you want unless it hurts to much. As for me it did not stand for Turkey for sure cause I did not make one this year. With Grandma in the hospital and oh did I mention that I became a Grandma for the first time last Saturday. Yes I did cooter decided he had to be born early so he only weighs 3 lbs 11 ounces. But if he is like the rest of the family he will pack it on fast enough. It is a curse of the clan to be able to stand in front of the mirror and see your hindend without turning around so I feel sorry for the kid already.

Dear Trav. give me a call please I need to talk to you and I look forward to hearing from you on here.
Love,
Super Giddy Granny Pat

Can someone tell this person to get their hand out of my butt.

Come check out travelingintexas my blog!


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
11/25/2005 2:18 pm

Hey Pat, welcome. Excuse the dorks that think new blogs are free advertising space. Tacky, tacky, tacky. I just informed the brat that you are here in blogland now, so if he doesn't call you soon kick his ass for me too, okay?

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
11/25/2005 4:41 pm

Welcome to the madness! Any relative of Travs is....well, to be pitied actually.

Great to have you here
sj


slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
11/25/2005 4:43 pm

Welcome to Blogland Trav's Aunt Pat and congratulations on becoming a first time grandma... I know how you feel, since I just became a first time one April 2004..my grand daughter is now 18 months old and what a pistol she is. I don't get to see her that much...they live in CA. and I'm in AZ. I wish I could see her more often...but for now I just have to see her when I can..and they were just home a few days ago...so that was a happy time. Well, have fun with blogging...it's addicting though...lol.

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


_Safira 53F
11260 posts
11/25/2005 5:03 pm

Dear Miss Pat ~

Welcome to the fray, Dear Heart. And my most heartily congratulations on Cooter's little arrival. I'm sure that the little tyke will be up to travelling antics in no time. (Heck! My youngest RAN at eight-1/2 months. He's nearly fifteen, and we're STILL trying to get him to slow down. )

Hope to read of your wonderful adventures soon. Give your nephew a huge hug and kiss from our Nation's Capital the next time you see him.

Warmest regards,
Safira

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frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
11/25/2005 5:14 pm

SGGP welcome aboard... you could've came first and warned us of him..LMAOOOO T

T




rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
11/25/2005 6:48 pm

TAP - welcome to the land of the blog. By any chance, are you related to sargent dick-head?

and another thing, when my name comes up on the hootie drills, am i gonna get a picture of you?

tires


barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
11/25/2005 7:38 pm

And U Admitted to being his Aunt??!!

Man u brave or downright crazy. But we all adore him here in blogland. Congrats on Cooter!

Its good to be...ME


Sweetest_Sin_Jes 36F

11/25/2005 7:45 pm

*AdultFriendFinder Welcome Wagon pulls up in front of Aunt Pat's blog - Jess gets out*

Welcome Aunt Pat! My name is Jess! I am friends with your nephew. Here's your Welcome to Blogville basket. You'll find all kinds of goodies in there! I think there's a couple of coupons for drinks and eats. We have AdultFriendFinder chips, which are kind of stale, but once you drink some Blog Beer, you won't care! Hehe!

I'm being silly! Anyway - WELCOME! (((((Hugs)))))

Jess


TravelinsAuntPat 50F

11/25/2005 8:38 pm

Thank you Daphne. I am his best kept secret I think. Travelin is a great guy just off the beaten path and a lot like me. Me I did not even have a path, still don't for that matter. I have been known to forge ahead in my own direction weather it was right or wrong or hell even legal at times. Travelin and I not to far apart in age therefore we were raised together. He is my buddy and I miss him greatly if he would call me I would offer him a chance to kick me in my butt just once LOL.

But again thank you for the great welcome and call me Aunt Pat.


TravelinsAuntPat 50F

11/25/2005 9:35 pm

Oh how true is that please have pity on me but thank you for the warm welcome. He is great.


TravelinsAuntPat 50F

11/25/2005 9:38 pm

    Quoting slidein2meplz:
    Welcome to Blogland Trav's Aunt Pat and congratulations on becoming a first time grandma... I know how you feel, since I just became a first time one April 2004..my grand daughter is now 18 months old and what a pistol she is. I don't get to see her that much...they live in CA. and I'm in AZ. I wish I could see her more often...but for now I just have to see her when I can..and they were just home a few days ago...so that was a happy time. Well, have fun with blogging...it's addicting though...lol.
Slide thank you for the welcome. Yes Mommy and Daddy got to hold him for the first time today. My son said he was so tiny that he was afraid he was going to break him and he cried. He is just a couple inches longer than Uncles Stinky Johns Shoe. Which is saying that my brother has big smelly feet. LOL.... Again thank you for the warm welcome.
Aunt Pat


TravelinsAuntPat 50F

11/25/2005 9:39 pm

    Quoting slidein2meplz:
    Welcome to Blogland Trav's Aunt Pat and congratulations on becoming a first time grandma... I know how you feel, since I just became a first time one April 2004..my grand daughter is now 18 months old and what a pistol she is. I don't get to see her that much...they live in CA. and I'm in AZ. I wish I could see her more often...but for now I just have to see her when I can..and they were just home a few days ago...so that was a happy time. Well, have fun with blogging...it's addicting though...lol.
Safira if I could find him I would hug him. I think the cookie monster ate him.


TravelinsAuntPat 50F

11/25/2005 9:41 pm

    Quoting slidein2meplz:
    Welcome to Blogland Trav's Aunt Pat and congratulations on becoming a first time grandma... I know how you feel, since I just became a first time one April 2004..my grand daughter is now 18 months old and what a pistol she is. I don't get to see her that much...they live in CA. and I'm in AZ. I wish I could see her more often...but for now I just have to see her when I can..and they were just home a few days ago...so that was a happy time. Well, have fun with blogging...it's addicting though...lol.
Lawd help ya honey if I would have come to warn ya then you would have missed out on all the dram' ah. I wonder what kind of alert system we would use for that guy......


TravelinsAuntPat 50F

11/25/2005 9:49 pm

    Quoting slidein2meplz:
    Welcome to Blogland Trav's Aunt Pat and congratulations on becoming a first time grandma... I know how you feel, since I just became a first time one April 2004..my grand daughter is now 18 months old and what a pistol she is. I don't get to see her that much...they live in CA. and I'm in AZ. I wish I could see her more often...but for now I just have to see her when I can..and they were just home a few days ago...so that was a happy time. Well, have fun with blogging...it's addicting though...lol.
[size 3}
Hey tits and tires

I put up a new photo just fer you honey so you can see what old Aunt Pat looks like. Here is a better description if your interested let me know.

425 pounds

Bald wears wig - short mostly but can wear long if you want to pull my hair in the throws of passion. (just be mindful of the ceiling fan would not want to break my neck cause long hair got caught up in there)

One good eye and one glass eye (remind me to tell ya the story there)

Huge honker nose with a wart

Toothless cause I left my dentures on some dudes nightstand

Giraffe neck with 3 double will that would make it triple chins

Saggy boobs that well it looks like they got ran over by MY TIRES

and A wooden leg good thing bout that is I don't get herpes I get termites easy to get rid of.

Let me know if your interested? MUHAAAAAA


TravelinsAuntPat 50F

11/25/2005 10:01 pm



Thank you for the welcome Barbie and if you put Travelins wanted poster next to mine I could not deny him.


TravelinsAuntPat 50F

11/25/2005 10:05 pm



Hey Jess is the welcome wagon to blogland anything like the wagon I fell off of when I relapsed cause if it is THAT HURTS....
So if ya could roll out a wheelchair welcome that suits me better lol. Either way I will take the chips and the beer. Any friend of Travelins is well be warned about me I am sure roflmao if not they should be.
Kiss' Aunt Pat


TravelinsAuntPat 50F

11/25/2005 10:10 pm



Hey Jess is the welcome wagon to blogland anything like the wagon I fell off of when I relapsed cause if it is THAT HURTS....
So if ya could roll out a wheelchair welcome that suits me better lol. Either way I will take the chips and the beer. Any friend of Travelins is well be warned about me I am sure roflmao if not they should be.
Kiss' Aunt Pat


hairbabedelivers 52F

11/25/2005 11:05 pm

***Peeks out from behind hands to see what you are breaking***

Stinky Uncle John? ROFLMAO

Oh geez... Im going back into hiding.....

New cell phone number my dear... Ask fo rit from the powers that be.... Although I think right now it is dead a doornail


rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
11/25/2005 11:22 pm

Okay Aunt Pat, let's see how we's get along

425 lbs. - more cusion for the pushing, baby. it works for me.
i'm bald too, just one more thing we'll have in common.
can i use the glass eye when i play marbles with my nephew?
big noses mean big hooties, right?
toothless, that's okay. my grandpa willed his dentures to me when he died, and i ain't using 'em, so...
triple chin. huh. i got nothin'
wait til THESE TIRES roll over your boobage, baby
I'm a baseball fan, so maybe we can dress up that leg to look like a louisville slugger. maybe put a Rod Carew autograph on it or something. That would look purty.

I'm all ready to meet with ya Aunt Pat. I'll bring some de-con incase your leg gets infested on the way. I'll also throw the dentures and some fixodent in the glove box. And maybe some windex, too, to clean up that eye. wanna party naked with me, Aunt Pat?

yours truly,
bald tires


TravelinsAuntPat 50F

11/25/2005 11:42 pm

Well powers that be won't reveal what I need.
And like yeah have you smelled Stanky Uncle John lately.


TravelinsAuntPat 50F

11/26/2005 12:05 am

Dear Tires,


Well see there is this whole glass eyeball story that is sad. See the day before Thanksgiving I went shopping. Cause see I don't do the day after thing cause someone would die and it is not me. Back to the story. I was hobbling along on my one good leg and all of a sudden my wooden leg got stuck in the floor drain on isle 13 you know over by the depends garments and enema's and stuff. Well low n behold I went flying into the rack my glass eyeball went flying across the store rolled down into another drain pipe and whooosh gonem, right down the old crapper.

So I hollared out for help and the only person who came to my aid was one of the Walmart door greeters with dementia. He pulled me up and then called me Barbara and asked me where his pink bunny foo foo was. I just rolled my one eye and hobbled off in search of a replacement for my glass eye. I searched high and low and I finally settled on one of those large oversized gumballs out of the gum machine in the front of the store. So now I have one blue eye and one yellow eye. Darndest thing keeps happening every time I sneeze this huge bubble comes flying out of my eye socket.

It is strange life I lead for sure but with food stamps and government cheese I forge on daily. When those run out I am in big trouble.
Love Aunt Pat

P.s. where ya plan on taking me for first date?


rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
11/26/2005 12:32 am

[size$]First date! Really!

I mean uhh... well I was thinking about the tractor pulls, but i'm sure a lady of your stature has given it up...
I mean been to those things before.
So I thought we might go bowling. Can you bowl with a wooden leg?
or what about to one of those Japanese resturaunts. Do you know how to use chop sticks? If neither of those sound good, I know a place where we can play some putt putt golf if it ain't raining too hard. That one actually sounds best to me, especially if you want to get together this weekend, cuz I have a coupon that expires on wednesday.


angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
11/26/2005 7:33 am

Welcome Aunt Pat. And congratulations on becoming a grandma....welcome to that wonderful world. I have two grandsons, and they are the light of my life. And we wont hold it against you being related to Trav and all.


TravelinsAuntPat 50F

11/26/2005 11:29 pm

thank you thank you for the warm welcome. now if i could just get travelin not to hold it againist me that I AM RELATED TO HIM....... HE IS BEING MEAN TO ME!!!!!!!!!


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