THE SAGA OF MY GLASS EYEBALL  

TravelinsAuntPat 50F
237 posts
11/26/2005 10:15 am

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THE SAGA OF MY GLASS EYEBALL

Well see there is this whole glass eyeball story that is sad. See the day before Thanksgiving I went shopping. Cause see I don't do the day after thing cause someone would die and it is not me. Back to the story. I was hobbling along on my one good leg and all of a sudden my wooden leg got stuck in the floor drain on isle 13 you know over by the depends garments and enema's and stuff. Well low n behold I went flying into the rack my glass eyeball went flying across the store rolled down into another drain pipe and whooosh gonem, right down the old crapper.

So I hollared out for help and the only person who came to my aid was one of the Walmart door greeters with dementia. He pulled me up and then called me Barbara and asked me where his pink bunny foo foo was. I just rolled my one eye and hobbled off in search of a replacement for my glass eye. I searched high and low and I finally settled on one of those large oversized gumballs out of the gum machine in the front of the store. So now I have one blue eye and one yellow eye. Darndest thing keeps happening every time I sneeze this huge bubble comes flying out of my eye socket.

It is strange life I lead for sure but with food stamps and government cheese I forge on daily. When those run out I am in big trouble.
Love Aunt Pat


rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
11/26/2005 10:39 am

Heeeeyyyyyy doesn't a glass eye forfeit you from super hero status? A blue eye and a yellow eye? Is the yellow one La La lemon flavor?


TravelinsAuntPat 50F

11/26/2005 6:55 pm


WELL AS A MATTER OF FACT I DID TRY TO PUT A WHOOPER IN THERE BEFORE THE GUMBALL AND SOMEONE TOLD ME I HAD CRAP IN MY EYE SO AS THE STORY GOES I GOT A GUMBALL. WHY DON'T YOU LICK IT FER ME AND TELL ME WHAT FLAVOR IT IS. OR SUGGEST SOMETHING ELSE FER ME TO STICK IN THERE.
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YEP THAT IS THE QUESTION OF THE NIGHT WHAT CAN AUNTIE PAT USE TO PUT INTO HER SOCKET AS AN EYEBALL?


TravelinsAuntPat 50F

11/26/2005 6:59 pm

WELL AS A MATTER OF FACT I DID TRY TO PUT A WHOOPER IN THERE BEFORE THE GUMBALL AND SOMEONE TOLD ME I HAD CRAP IN MY EYE SO AS THE STORY GOES I GOT A GUMBALL. WHY DON'T YOU LICK IT FER ME AND TELL ME WHAT FLAVOR IT IS. OR SUGGEST SOMETHING ELSE FER ME TO STICK IN THERE.

AS FOR YOU QUESTION OF SUPER HERO NO IT DOES NOT DISQUAILFY ME. ACTUALLY IT PUTS ME UP THERE IN A HIGHER RANKING BECAUSE I CAN POP MY GUMBALL OUT AND KNOCK SOMEONE UP SIDE THE HEAD WITH IT. AUNTIE PAT IS A DEAD ON AIM WHEN SHE THROWS.


YEP THAT IS THE QUESTION OF THE NIGHT WHAT CAN AUNTIE PAT USE TO PUT INTO HER SOCKET AS AN EYEBALL?


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