OH WHAT DID I DO TODAY AFTER THANKSGIVING  

TravelinsAuntPat 50F
237 posts
11/25/2005 9:30 pm

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OH WHAT DID I DO TODAY AFTER THANKSGIVING

Well lets see I did not go shopping because if I did I would have either been the one on the ground putting my hair back on after some fat lady named Bertha stepped on me and knocked my wig off. Or I would have been the one getting arrested because someone took something out of my basket which was marked clearance but was not really clearance cause they marked it up, to mark it down. They do that crap ya know just to make us think we are getting a bargain.
Or I would have been the one sitting there in the middle of all the people doing what I like to do best (people watch - something Trav and I have in common) commenting all all the people running around like sweaty pigs fighting over the last piece of cheesecake at one of our family reunions. Lawd Jesus that is a place you don't want to be ever. Standing next to stinky Uncle John wrestling over food with his armpit vapors going up your nose.
IT IS LETHAL I TELL YA LETHAL.

So back to what I did um oh yeah I went and ate what was suppose to be Turkey at the Rehab hospital where my mother is recooperating from surgery. I could have used that turkey to nail up as shingle replacement on the roof. I would have been better off chewing on the sole of my shoe. But I shall make up for that with a homecooked T-day belated dinner next Saturday for my mother in which Traveling had better call me so I can invite him because my mother wants to see him. And if he don't hurry up and call me I am going to bottle up some of Uncle John's BO and mail it to him.
Love,
Aunt Pat

oh and p.s. thank all of you for the very warm welcomes to blog land and yes I did work on mr. rogers.

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rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
11/26/2005 12:39 am

just as i thought


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