OH LORD IS IT REALLY TRUE!!!!!!!!!!  

TravelinsAuntPat 50F
237 posts
6/8/2006 11:31 pm

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6/21/2006 12:19 am

OH LORD IS IT REALLY TRUE!!!!!!!!!!

SAY IT IS NOT SO.

I AM SO EXCITED I AM ABOUT TO PEE MY PANTS. WELL THE MIDDLE CHILD GRADUATED TWO WEEKS AGO AND WENT OUT AND GOT HER FIRST APARTMENT. SHE WILL BE MOVING OUT END OF JULY. OH LAWD I JUST WANT TO PEE MYSELF EVERY TIME I THINK OF THE EXTRA ROOM I WILL BE GAINING IN MY HOUSE. NOT TO MENTION THE AMOUNT OF MONEY I WILL BE SAVING ON CAR INSURANCE.

SO THEN THERE IS THE YOUNGEST CHILD WHO HAS LOST HER VERY LAST MARBLE IN HER HEAD. SHE STARTED SMOKING POT AT THE RIPE OLD AGE OF 17 AND THOUGHT SHE WOULD STEAL MY JEWELRY TO PAY FOR IT. WELL AUNT PAT FOUND THAT OUT REALLY QUICKLY AND WAS ABLE TO LOCATE HER JEWELS ALL BUT TWO RINGS BUT THOSE WERE NO GREAT LOSE COMPARED TO THE ONES I DID FIND AND GET BACK. SO SHE GOT SHIPPED OFF TO HER MOTHER'S TO STAY FOR THE REST OF THE SUMMER SHE HAS SOME SERIOUS THINKING ABOUT WHAT KIND OF LIFESTYLE SHE WANTS BEFORE SHE IS ALLOWED BACK INTO THIS HOUSE.

APPLAUSE YES I DID GET THE SON OF MY FRIEND WHO PASSED AWAY IN FEB. GRADUATED. IT CAME DOWN TO STAYING UP TILL 3 AM 4 NIGHTS BEFORE GRADUATION DOING MISSED WORKED. BUT I GOT HIM ACROSS THE STAGE JUST AS I PROMISED AT HER FUNERAL. AUNT PAT DOES NOT MAKE PROMISES BUT I DID MAKE THIS ONE SO THERE IS NO WAY I WAS NOT GOING TO KEEP IT.

WELL I WILL HAVE EXTRA ROOM AND NO KIDS EXCEPT FOR MY FAILURE TO LAUNCH CHILD ( AND ONLY THOSE OF YOU WHO CLOSE ENOUGH KNOW WHO THAT IS. BUT IT DOES NOT TAKE A ROCKET SCIENTIST TO FIGURE THAT OUT) BUT I LOVE HAVING HIM AROUND. HE IS THE CALM IN MY STORM AND PROVIDES A SENSE OF PROTECTION IN MY LIFE. I WILL CRY WHEN HE LEAVES BUT NOT WHEN THE REST OF THEM GO LOL.

I DID NOT EVEN CRY WHEN MY ONLY BIOLOGICAL CHILD MOVED OUT IN NOVEMBER BECAUSE I WAS SO SICK AND IN THE HOSPITAL AND TAKING CARE OF MY MOTHER WHO HAD JUST HAD BOTH HER KNEES REPLACED I DID NOT EVEN REALIZE HE HAD MOVED LOL. I WILL SAY I MISS MY SON SOMETHING TERRIBLE BECAUSE HE HAS ONE HELL OF A SENSE OF HUMOR. BUT HE COMES OVER A LOT AND I GET TO SEE THE GRAND BABY A LOT SO I AM GOOD TO GO.

SO I DON'T KNOW WHY ALL THESE PEOPLE FREAK OUT ABOUT THE EMPTY NEST SYNDROME. HERE I AM 40 YEARS OLD AND WILL HAVE MY HOME ALL TO MYSELF AND I LOVE IT. I HAVE SAT DOWN AND EVEN DIAGRAMMED OUT HOW I WILL UTILIZE THE NEW OPEN SPACE LOLLLLLLLLLL NOW THAT IS SOMEONE WHO NEEDS A LIFE. ANYONE WANNA TELL ME WHERE THEY ARE ON SALE.

SO THAT IS WHERE I AM AT........ EMPTY NEST MY FOOT I ALWAYS HAVE SOMETHING TO PUT IN MY NEST. MUHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
6/8/2006 11:53 pm

Sounds like life is good again...LOL

lustytaurus


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
6/9/2006 1:22 pm

My daughter is 21 and shows no interest in moving out. She has one more year of college left, then I think I'm gonna sell the house and move out from under her.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


TravelinsAuntPat 50F

6/10/2006 12:27 am

LOL DAPHNE I AM TELLING YA I JUST FOUND OUT TONIGHT THAT MY DAUGHTER IN LAW PUT THE KICK IN KICK ASS TO MY SON AND TOLD HIM THAT IF HE DID NOT GET HIS CRAP TOGETHER SHE WAS LEAVING. SHE SAID ROFLMAOAOO WELL GOOD THING LINS IS MOVING OUT THAT WAY YOU WILL HAVE ROOM FOR YOUR SON TO MOVE BACK IN. MUHAAAAAAAAAA I JUST DIED LAUGHING AND SAID HELL NO LOCKS CHANGED, SECURITY CODE CHANGED AND I NO LONGER SPEAK ENGLISH.

ONCE YOUR OUT YOUR OUT......


TravelinsAuntPat 50F

6/10/2006 12:27 am

YES TAURUS LIFE IS GETTING GOOD AGAIN. BY THE WAY I AM A BULLHEAD TOO GOTTA LOVE THE TAURUS..........


TTigerAtty 62M

6/13/2006 6:21 am

Auntie Pat ... My daughter is now out on her own, senior in college with one semester to go ... correction, one semester and then another 5-6 years to get a PhD so we can have more educated liberals in this country. I will have to call her Doctor Lauren someday! Damn! Now, if you go to gettin' lonely with that empty nest down there, just remember that we have a lot of illegal Mexicans in this country that need a good home. Can you put a few up for awhile?


TravelinsAuntPat 50F

6/21/2006 12:19 am

uh not for now I have my failure to launch nephew living with me. Well if you asked his family they just call him a failure...... Geez what nice people they are huh. Some one left out forgiveness on that side of the family. Yet some just like drama all the time.
Catch my drift boyfriend and I guess if you insist on old spicy then that it is. DO you have a boat to take me out in cause in the commercial that man had a boat.


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